Morning fellas, just a quick question about my pet American. I got him a few weeks ago (bubba-detroit mix) and he seems to be doing well on his diet of fentanyl and blacked.com

However, he seems to have some separation anxiety when away from his black willies, and his enrichment activities in his crate (corn syrup, h1b visas, and transgender bottom surgery documentaries) don't seem to be as effective. Would appreciate any advice!

>>212431686 (OP)
Why did I lose it again?

>>212431686 (OP)
You missed the israel flags and zionist propaganda, didn't you? Rookie mistake!

>>212431686 (OP)
Have you tried putting an Israel collar on him?

>>212431686 (OP)
hope you’re using a vpn slave lmao

>>212431990
> hate speech is when his pet American loves corn syrup, transgender bottom surgery, and BLACKED.com (American culture)
I think you just hate America is what it is.

>>212431990
>Be yank
>Post here
>Get arrested

Geg

>>212431686 (OP)
Expert here. Could be a red 40 deficiency. Try supplementing his diet with some more amerislop (red koolaid, doritos, skittles, etc.)
Has he received his BBC shots yet?

>>212431686 (OP)
You want to make sure their bedding has lots of Israeli flags in it to make them comfortable.

>>212431686 (OP)
I just remembered. Some stubborn specimens are known to develop mood disorders because of a mutated zionist boomer gene. Try gifting him one of these.