what is a good first message on a dating app in your country?

>>212446316 (OP)
"I earn 300 usd a month and spend 4 hours a day in traffic jams"

please guys i need help with this
the things we have in common are cats and minesweeper

>>212446316 (OP)
>hey

>>212446316 (OP)
It was the best of times it was the worst of times

>>212446316 (OP)
>could you reject me im into that

>>212446316 (OP)
Tell her your just visiting family before heading back to Germany to work in your uncle's barber shop.

Nice pussy, if she has a cat pic.

>>212446316 (OP)
"BBC?"

>>212446316 (OP)
It doesn't matter if you're attractive enough.

>>212446316 (OP)
bora f1
bora tomar litrão

>>212446316 (OP)
Hey hey, and good day! I just thought I'd ask if you might possibly have the time and interest to hang out sometime and chat about this and that over a cup of coffee or some other similar excuse? :)

"I'm messaging. does this happen in your country?"

Send her a picture of your pecker. Women love that shit, she'll think you're bold and confident for doing that. Bonus points of you send her a video of you doing the helicopter manouver with it, she'll think you have a great sense of humor

"Excuse me my lady, but you are looking quite scrumptious"

>>212446316 (OP)
"Show pusy and bobs ma'm"

Send Bobs and Vegens

>>212446316 (OP)
"hey wanna fuck or not you fucking bitch"

>>212446316 (OP)
Youre not a catfish are you?

ビッチ・ラザニア

>>212446316 (OP)
I dunno. "Are you into ass to mouth?". At least it'd top a "hello". Anyway I'd rather kill myself than go through a humiliation ritual like online dating, or any dating. Fuck this gay earth, pray for armageddon.

>>212446316 (OP)
show her a dick pick, can be from someone else, it doesnt have to be yours

>>212447066
"Hello I blow up cats with mines, how are you today?"

>>212446316 (OP)
>fuck you, you dumb whore.

>>212446316 (OP)
Damn your ass look fat...wanna hang out?

>>212450838
This

>>212450996
Two retards. You don't think a chick has received a dick pic before? Jesus wept.

>>212447066
send her a stupid cat meme if she laughs then
>hey how you doing
then start talking about ur day without her asking
if she takes interest and asks u questions then ur set
if she doesn't then good job for atleast trying and find another girl to bother

>>212447066
What the fuck man? We sent our beautiful Natashas to turkey only to get fucked properly, so we don't gonna need to do this by ourselves. Go and get one and don't disappoint her. You lazy hairy, fat, brown piece of shit.

Herro, last year I made USD90,000 after taxes