AI slop edition


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I wish walking while listening to audiobooks was a job

>>212469135 (OP)
I've never gotten the appeal of this kind of stuff. If you're going to make something to jerk off to a character you like, why go so off model?

porn rots mens brains

>>212469197
Because Theodore Seville doesn't have massive titties.

>>212469221
those movies were horrible

>>212469135 (OP)
Child bearing HIPS
AAYAYAYAYAYAYYAGAGA

New Yorker cartoon

>>212469254
Grok explain

jason's new music video
https://youtu.be/hAyPTJFgFEs

>>212469245
The cartoon with all the upskirt shots and the incestuous villains made me happy as a kid.

What is hell?

>>212469274
>faggots in NYC think everyone idolizes them and is familiar with their gentry ways
>if you don't understand the comic, it's another way for the left-leaning socialites to thumb their nose at you

>>212469135 (OP)
>>212469197
I can't jerk off to ai or cartoons l. I think you have to be seriously fucked in the head to prefer this crap to a real woman

Might take a pop at the wife tonight

Why do my parents try so hard to appeal to me?
Like I make a small criticism, and they'll immediately change how they do something to fit what they think I want. It's a bit bizarre
I guess it's better than the alternative of not caring

Ah yes the random married anons
So we have incels who never talk to women and people who are married in one place posting regularly.
That's so weird.

>>212469398
ceci n'est pas une femme

>>212469398
Anime girls are more attractive than real women

>>212469398
do you jack off to videos of other men having sex with women?

>>212469452
No i jack off to videos of women doing stripteases

>>212469432
Bro get out of your house. You're not supposed to spend that much time with your parents after you turn 18. That's why leaches like gayson have such problematic interactions with their parents.

>>212469439
https://youtu.be/f2prtR2ZNIk

>>212469462
that's cope you faggot

>>212469434
We truly are a melting pot

honestly? i gooned. i still am gooning.

>>212469474
I'm smoking weed

>>212469467
I don't live with my parents.
I mean when I call them.

does it really count as being an incel when there's no one you're sexually attracted to because you only work around men?

the majority of 18yos can't afford to move out of their parents' home

>>212469471
It's legit what I look up on x videos
I'll usually search something like latina strip dance

>>212469474
My wife doesn’t let me goon

>>212469483
Oh okay

>>212469512
Men have destroyed marriages over porn addiction

I ejaculated all over my fat fucking belly and into my belly button that ive never cleaned
onetime I stuck my finger in my belly button and sniffed my finger and the smell was so putrid it would make a skunk gagw

>>212469524
I am actually planning to move back in with them temporarily
I'm 25 though so it feels shitty, but they seem ok with the idea as I've been away for several years now

>>212469535

>>212469548
Blue moon and Guinness are the only half decent beers in this map

>>212469569
Heineken ain't bad

>>212469569
Corona is good

>>212469490
I want the light skin black milf at my job with the ass like a Greek goddess.

Name something in your home that isn’t working

My work ratio is like 40 men to 60 women

>>212469548
>Based on Google trends analysis
So it's bullshit estimating off what people google

Why you coming fast

Wtf is an Atria

>>212469606
Our bathroom window has been stuck open for 20 years.
It faces the street too, so my stinky shit odors float outside

>>212469135 (OP)
can't until to be plugged into the ai sex machines, hopefully I'll live to it

>>212469625
There's no way it could mimic the warmth and texture and scent of a woman

crazy how airplanes are over a hundred years old now
time keeps on slippin

>>212469513
Greatest ally post

>>212469339
Sending this to my aunt

>>212469644
jason's ally

>>212469606
Me

in Israel they spit on Christians and no "Israeli" jew ever condemns it btw

Cassius did nothing wrong

>>212469632
it will eventually

oooh it's floodin' doooooowwwwwnnn in texas!!
alllll the telephones are down!!

>>212469728
How?

Calling a five year old child a nigger is pretty unusual behavior

>>212469434

>>212469738
idk, I'm going off of matrix rules

>>212469749
what race was the child

>>212469727

Hate waking up in the middle of the night to piss

My dads a fuckin demonrat

>>212469826
piss in a bucket

I don't think I'm ever going to be able to drive due to severe anxiety, how fucked am I?

>>212469592
Pisswater

>>212469846
Idiot
It's great
Tastes better than any soda when you add a lime wedge

>>212469839
>severe anxiety
why

>>212469749
People act like anything someone could do is absurd, none if it is

>>212469826
I don't mind this if it's several hours before I have to get up. One hour before is like a total loss of that hour of sleep.

>>212469846
Remember the GTA lV parody Pißwasser

my throat is ready

>>212469859
I don't know :(

Killed a fagsquito and felt so tough until I saw a spider on the wall

Hello chief let’s talk why not

>>212469877
there are multiple sources of anxiety. is it other cars or your car or people or cops?

Remember that old trick, if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer

>>212469885
i see a cockroach in my bedroom every other day

>>212469898
I would assume, Pedro

im deathly afraid of roaches

I've been drinking more since my spinal problems worsened and now any time I'm sober the pain is worse.

>>212469892
Mostly me and other cars. One small mistake by me or anyone else on the road and I'm either dead or catastrophically injured.
Mostly me though, I am a prone to mistakes, thus I fear driving.
I have my license, but have driven once in the past 5 years. I drove around for like 30 miles, I did fine, but I had a driving instructor with me.
I'm afraid I'll never find love because what woman would want to marry a freak who can't drive?
Not to mention it limits my career opportunities significantly

>>212469913
this, just seeing their pictures fils me with violence

being a cuckold seems like a very humiliating job

>>212469913
>deathly afraid

>>212469839
I can be pretty nervous about a lot of things, but driving has never scared me for some reason
You just zone out. Train your mind to not regard the speeding objects as real threats
I kinda just feel like I'm playing a videogame like GTA when I drive. Put on some tunes
It's relaxing for me

>>212469927
for me it's flight. i just wanna run

the majority of threads on /int/ in 2025 suck

>>212469937
I can't do that, I can't separate myself from the reality of the situation

texas is drowning

Thoughts on the Cuckold Fish

>>212469926
Keep driving more and more and before you know it, it will feel no different then walking.

>>212469960
He's handsome

https://youtu.be/R5pr9lDaEyw?si=N2-zVbyip_GkVXYU

>>212469926
>One small mistake by me or anyone else on the road and I'm either dead or catastrophically injured
this is true for anyone who drives a car.

>I am a prone to mistakes, thus I fear driving.
try practicing on interior roads since they're fairly forgiving.

>>212469949
Keep your distance from other cars, check your mirrors before changing lanes, and brake ahead of time
That's all there is to it really
If you do all of that and still get into a crash, it was probably the other person's fault

>>212469948
Make a good thread you fuckin' spic

Thoughts on this fish I caught

>>212469978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q60dB6PaJyQ

>>212470000
he ugly but nice digits

>>212469979
>this is true for anyone who drives a car
Indeed, which is why I loathe the automobile industry for destroying public transport in America during the mid 20th century.
It's sickening, honestly.
>>212469981
I have to turn my head briefly before changing lanes too to check my blind spot, and this causes anxiety since i can't see the road in front of me

There are some fish that spit little bullets of water out at flies to knock them into the water and eat them
I think that's pretty cool

>>212470000
He looks Mexican

>>212469996
do you look like that?

>>212470000
That's a good looking fish

>>212470000
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings

>>212470000
Good job. My uncle invited my to go bass fishing with him, I should take him up on it

>>212470010
You don't really need to fully turn your head to see the blind spot it's enough to glance over

>>212470010
if you love driving, dont let your fear hold you back.

>>212470017
No I look like this

Watching anime is great for black souls. Good anime (I know some anime are bad but I'm talking the good stuff here) are inspirational, smart, and importantly made outside the realm of crakkkerdom. Black men who watched Dragon Ball, without coincidence, are more conscious and excellent than those who haven't.

>>212470047
you're cute

>>212470016
Well it is an invasive species from Latin America

>>212470051
Yeah I like RDCworld too

>>212470000
Jah put so many beautiful creatures in the sea

>>212470068
>They eat fast food
Fast food is the crakkker-induced decadence that creates anti-social ideation and body/spirit decay. Knowing the person who cooked your food is healthier than reliance on a stranger.

https://youtu.be/NoGBQO0Jhq0

fascinating how japan was an independent civilization within east asia for thousands of years and in 250 years from the forced opening of their ports in the perry expedition, they became a frankenstein mix of east asian and the western cultural spheres

Dear Diary

>>212470107
Trvke

Do I live in a genocidal imperialistic country

>>212470165
who gives a shit

>>212470143
Today I was

>>212470165
yes

>>212470165
Imperialist yes, genocidal no
Empires are more tolerant of diversity than nation states

>>212470198
goshpedo posting pics from his childhood now??

Marx (an octoroon) spoke of species being. The being, soul if you will, of humanity is to build our environment. To not merely live as organisms, but understand and change our very nature. There aren't animals that make cities, that farm crops, that seek minerals. We've decayed our species being. Crakkkerdom isn't evil because it's white, it's evil because it rejects our species being and subordinates us. Morphs us into robots (czech word for alienated proletariat) who are specialized into increasingly niche and hyperreal tasks that don't let us understand or build, but stagnates us. This is why I want to be a teacher, it's productive. I'm done working warehouses, moving products between points.
>>212470165
Yes. America, the leader of crakkkerdom, is genocidal to the Congolese. Genocidal to the Burmese. Genocidal to the Serbians. Genocidal to the Palestinians (known octoroons). Genocidal to the Iranians. America was beaten out of Afghanistan and Vietnam because unity is a greater weapon than bombs or bullets.

>>212470188
this country is aiding and abetting an ongoing genocide

>>212470188
thermobaric hydrogen trvthnvke

>>212470198
>Abortion and MAID are evil!
>People must be forced to live!
>(He says from his painless and healthy corporeal prison)

did you get fired from your job yet terrone

>Marx (an octoroon)

>>212470202
I don't want a schizo freak like you teaching my kids

>>212470205
against who

I'm so hungry I could eat an octoroon

>>212470247
those things from zelda?

>>212470205
Killing civilians in a war isn't a genocide unless it's systematic and intentional

Prank call
https://youtu.be/Sqx16VSr7VE

What kind of resume and experience do I need to become a drug dealer?

>>212470253
>unless it's systematic and intentional
Which it is. The people of Israel, the REAL people of YHWH's nation, are being brutalized and erased.

zoomer males are 6'2 average
sub 7 inches is micro
chad or rope

>>212469135 (OP)
all women should look like this
dont @ me

I really want to drink beer but I can still feel caffeine in my system. Mixing the two is no bueno

>>212470265
>Negroland
Top kek

so this is mexico

>>212470265
the REAL people of israel live here, chud

Is it a coincidence that black people have the most beautifully sculpted faces yet the faces that represent us in hollywood are the ones ravaged by admixture and decay?

>>212470297
https://youtu.be/DT3cHytsZuU

the levant west of the jordan river is africa geologically

>>212470328
The Hebrews spoke a language more related to Ethiopian languages like Amharic or Copt than Arabic. Note how Palestinians are darker than even MENA Isn'trealis.

>>212470345
when i was younger i used to intuit that the near east would be ethnically a mix of european, asian, and african DNA since it's at the crossroads of the three continents. But that's probably not the case, I don't understand genetic science and haplogroups

I'm a mentalcel. a lot of women have been interested in me but I just have such low self worth and confidence that I never act on it
Every time a girl does show interest i rationalize it away or assume she's secretly mocking me

>>212470363
Haplogroups are just genetic classifications of last common ancestors, they spread the further back you go.

>>212470374
even my retarded balding fat brother who dresses like a slob and plays video games 24/7 somehow has a gf which is honestly baffling

>>212470374
This girl I've been going out with literally had to make fun of me for not making a move on her for me to make a move on her. Someday you'll find someone who really appreciates you. I suffer from lack of sef worth too because I was always treated like shit all my childhood.

>>212470399
Is she just as revolting as him

>How people who starve, abuse, and openly hate their kids react to CPS taking their kids away

>>212470417
She's a jeet
so probably

>>212470420
Very funny post, Urkel

>>212470420
i am a browncel, literally no one cares about us

ethan klein had CPS called on him
i 100% supported that

>>212470253
Well it is

I saved this picture on a Wednesday, August 27of 2014 at 12:22:36 PM

>>212470463
Where are the concentration camps then?

Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International have both declared that "Israel" is committing a genocide

>>212470474
That’s not a requirement for a genocide and you know it anon, stop being purposely disingenuous. Considering the people there literally can’t leave to anywhere else, it’s safe to say they’re concentrated in Gaza.

>>212470491
Ok so was Sherman's total war tactics against the Confederate south also genocide too?

I guessed on some of the census questions

air strike approved

>>212470487
>meaningless biased institution issues meaningless biased statement

goon sesh approved

neighborbergs are setting off fireworks even though it's not the 4th anymore

>>212470518
they are serious and reputable institutions

any tips on how to approach a girl

>>212470534
No they're not

>>212470501
I don’t know anything about the civil war.

piece of SHIT bus that wouldve dropped me off right by my house decided to go 6 blocks(hitting every red light) before going out of service for no fucking reason and kicking us all out

>>212469548
MO, OH, NC: confirmed gay states

>>212470574
Seethe on

>>212469548
nobody I know drinks fucking coors

>>212470574
and NH
>>212470579
I don't drink beer.

>>212470534
I don't like Israel but no state would ever let it be attacked that way without retaliation
And there's no way to retaliate in an urban environment without there being civilian casualties

I think my tummy jsut cant digest beer safely anymore. I had like 2 or 3 buds yesterday for the 4th and for the last 36 hours it feels like my stomach wall and intestine has been disintegrating

>>212470602
am i expected to know who the fuck that is

In real life there's not a real distinction between regular war and genocide. It's all just wanton violence, which we after the fact haphazardly decide some is genocide v.s others legitimate
For example if you target the crops of your enemy leading indirectly to the death of civilians is that genocide or no?

>>212470622
youre expected to not give goshpedo (you)s

>>212470636
>goshpedo
am i expected to know who the fuck that is

>>212470602
cold palmer watches peppa pig ?? lmaooooo i can't w dis blud fr

>>212470660
yah, it involves not being a retarded newfag

I know a lot of kike post in this general. I can sniff these rats

What's life like as a Black Mexican?

>>212470684
I know a lot of nigger posts in this general. I can sniff these coons

>>212470677
no better way to end zognalds "legacy".
cause musk to wreck and split the republican party guraranteeing Newsom/AOC win the next 2 elections. all of trumps little XOs would be rolled back on day 1

>>212470313

>>212470697
everybody is black here

>>212470698
exhibit A

I'm a filthy cumskin. I look and radiate a nerdy caucasian energy
I wish my skin was as dark as chocolate and my dick as girthy as a horse but I'm trapped in this pathetic anglo-kike-like body

>>212470718
AOC would be too divisive of a VP pick

very excited for the chicken teriyaki I'm having tomorrow, it'll be a 1 day marinade but still I have high hopes

>>212470747
but she has woah mama big boobas

hmm

have slept maybe 16 hours in the last 3 days and I feel like death

If a cockroach walked up to you and started talking would you acknowledge it face to face as an equal and keep feeding it?
So why do you acknowledge me?

>>212470766
I would THOUGH

playing dark souls 3 again

I never asked to be you'd all i wanted was to slip away unseen and here you have me trapped in your little game

Just took this picture

>>212470815
@grok is this real?

>>212470815

Ban Twitter screenshots

how do we solve the goshpedo problem?

filter mexican flags and twitter screenshots decrease 97%

>>212470840
*Ban Mexicans

>>212470855
Bully him

I'm a big boy and I like every vegetable no matter their actual nutritional or culinary merit

>I'm a big boy

>>212470888
fat GET

>>212470888
They call me Mr. Bombastic

drinking milk

being a sea turtle would be hell

>>212470936
touch me on my buttresses they call me mister ro ro roMANTIC BADA FANTASTIC

>>212470941
They are resilient

>>212470971
What happens to Joey Chestnut's digestive system after consuming more than 70 hot dogs and buns?

>>212470974
i don't think most of them get digested, i think he just shits out whole dogs

>>212470941
They seem pretty relaxed

when i was a little kid i hated peanut butter but now i'm a huge fan

bros, its simple facts

kraft singles melt onto hot hamburger patties like no other cheese on earth and just make the burger incredible

>>212471010
I like mixing peanut butter with white rice

>>212471010
Same. I hated how it stuck in my mouth and I associated it with being dry because I always needed to drink something after eating it. Now Reese's is the only chocolate I really eat.

>>212470873
the one thing i dont ever eat is raisins. shits demonic

>>212471045

this anime expo event seems like a gathering of the worst people you could ever imagine

>>212471060
?

>>212471062

>>212469197
>>212469398
>roasties getting toasty
Kek

>>212471070
/cum/ is high quality individuals.
i would know, i am here myself.

>>212471069
pretty self explanatory

>>212471079

>>212471085
Not really. Hence the question mark.

>>212471094
WHATCHU KNOW BOUT DAT

i fucking hate women

>>212471111
more like you hate fucking women, fag

>>212469398
trvke

>>212471130
pwn3d him

where do gf's come from

bro lets goon

why are guys so mean to each other? no wonder the femalejews rule over us

>>212471169
bro i've been fuckin waiting for you to say that

>>212471176
>femalejews
shebrews was right there

women aren't sexually attracted to simps

I am no longer white anymore. I am now a red man. When do I get a casino and stop paying taxes?

>>212471176
women hate women that are more attractive than them
there has actually been research done on this...

PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT

>I'm a decent software engineer
>Therefore, I'm also an expert in economics, healthcare, medicine, law, all other forms of engineering, humanities, etc.
We really should start shoving these faggots back in lockers

>>212471176
Men are retarded and short sighted. I hate being the niggers of gender too

>>212471223
This sounds bogus. Women are far more cooperative with each other than men are

your heckin wholesome quirk chungus gf:

>>212471279
sexo with both

whom /retard/ here?

>>212471279
pasty white girl in the back mogs her

>>212471299
*whomst

im balding

i have a preference for slavic and east asian women

>>212471225
This scene was really uncomfortable to watch with my liberal friends when we rewatched The Hangover

i feel like my hair is thinner than it used to be but i dont think i'm balding

>>212471279
>self absorbed attention whore in a public place filming her self
>wholesome
Retard.

i think it's crazy that people film tiktok shit in public and arent embarrassed

>omg omg is zat a wimin being cringe?!!!! what the FUCK?!!! why are milienialzoomity zoom zooms soooo cringee?!!!! I HATE these fucking RETARDS!!!!! aaaaahhhh!!!!

>>212471344

>>212471279
Girl in the white tank top is my gf actually

freaked out in my mid twenties over balding but as soon as i accepted my fate my hairline stopped moving

evens i eat choco pretzels
odds i eat spicy chippies

>>212471426
hell yeah

if you go bald all you have to do is take roids and get huge and be rich, in fact you need that regardless unless you're super handsome

Me personally I think she should be honor killed by her family.

>>212471366
i think about this sometimes too, the retarded shamelessness of these faggots is tiresome.

>>212471255
iktf

why does no one like me anymore i remember when you guys would always reply to my posts am i played out?

>>212471458
Yeah. I need a new bottom. Sorry.

I've been feeling the feelz tn. I am just gonna go to sleep. Gn anons

>>212471477
gn i hope you are happier tomorrow

THE 4TH OF JULY IS OVER
QUIT FUCKING LIGHTING FIREWORKS

>>212471494
thanks for teh kind words anon

munching on chocolate pretzels like a unchained beast

>>212471344
it was a really problematic scene, it's always weird looking back at old comedies

>>212471414
ur pretty old looking desu

New
>>212471520
>>212471520

>>212471477
whats got you feeling blue?

>>212469490
who's the most feminine guy? you can top him

After 7 days of nofap, I want to announce to you guys that I got a random boner. I think I'll be able to fuck the girl next sunday

i'm sexually attracted to at least like 60% of women between legal age and 40

>>212471529
just went through some old insta reels about childhood shit, got me thinking about my shitty childhood. also the girl that I am supposedly """dating""" didnt give me enough attention today

>>212471562
nta but I was the most feminine guy when I worked at the warehouse, but I never let anyone top me

they just made fun of him but he was the heart and soul of the show while the other 2 are just there as a vehicle for him