>Americans name their son "Dick"

>>212475807 (OP)
Nobody names their son Dick. They name their son Richard and the short form for that is Dick. Don't ask me how, it just is.

>His family name is "Dickson"

>>212475848
>guy's name is rickard
>better don't call him his name and call him dick instead
>americans think this is normal

>>212475971
I knew a girl named Sissy Cox when I was in school
I looked her up a year ago and found out she killed herself

americans really do have last names like dick in son

>>212476109
Austria had an empress called "Sisi". Her real name was Elisabeth of Austria-Hungary.

>>212475971
Unitedstatians gay pedophiles be like:
>That's my son "Dickinson"

Meanwhile, polacks....

>>212476574
Meanwhile Russians have a character for szcz: Щ.

>>212475807 (OP)
You think that's bad?
Meet our most famous detective duo De Cock and his sidekick Dick Vledder.

>Cockburn

>>212476702
kek