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>one chance at life
>not born in a country that has monkeys
why live?
precisely why I am arranging a suicide
Orangutans, gibbons and gorillas are the only worthwhile monkeys
I wish a gorilla smacked my skull real fucking hard so that I would die instantly
>>212484168 (OP)Try moving to Atlanta or Jacksonville
I just wanna chill with a brorangutan...
We'd go for a walk, observe the landscape
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>>212484403>>212484504why do they have such a wise, chill aura?
>>212484639They were once humans but renounced their humanity to not pay taxes
>>212484639the beards make them look like ginger kung fu masters
Some scientists observed them starting to use and processing medicinal plants, its only matter of time till they no longer chill.