Thread 212489431

Which is the best bending style in your country?

girlfriend bending

I bend my dick to my ass, so I can fuck myself

>>212489431 (OP)
THE MUSLIM ONE

BUT IN GENERAL...
ALL THESE PEOPLE

cartoonberg is for children

>>212489431 (OP)
air bending for flying

>>212489491
BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOMINATION
JOKE CREATION
DALBAOEB

>>212489491
Finnatar: the Last Arsebender

>>212489431 (OP)
fire-bending is the coolest!

>>212489431 (OP)
Earth

>>212489431 (OP)
If you're not a firebender, it's basically over for you. Waterbending is redeemable only if you can bloodbend

>>212489729
What about earthbending? Exceptionally skilled earthbenders can bend metal too.
Also, airbenders can bend air out of people's lungs.

>>212489771
>earthbenders can bend metal too
meh
>airbenders can bend air out of people's lungs
too cucked to utilize this. Also can't be used to rape people

>>212490016
>too cucked to utilize this
Didn't Zaheer use it in The Legend of Korra?
>inb4 I don't consider anything made after ATLA canonical

>>212489431 (OP)
Brazil has huge coastline but really it has a even greater inland. I think we would get good with earth bending.
Plus zero snow do waterbending gets kinda weak.

Fire is nice too. I suppose the warm weather would improve it.

What about a shit and piss bender? They can pull the shit and piss out of your body or out of toilets and beat you up with it

>>212489572
But also the weakest, no?
Zero defenses

>>212490016
>meh
How so?
You can throw rocks at other people's faces

In terms of general utility, it goes Earth > Water > Air > Fire

Fire lord did nothing wrong.

>>212490195
Can a water bender manipulate the water in a person's body

>>212490086
I do, but I haven't watched it beyond the first season. So I have no idea what you're talking about

>>212490195
You can make a BBQ with firebending

>>212490273
Azula, my wife

But she never had tits that big

>>212490299
she's a bwc slut btw
likes it in the ass too

>>212490273
Canon

>>212490299
Azula is so based. I would wife her easily

>>212490261
Watched the eternity of korra. I find the whole show a testament to how globohomo zeitgeist is ruining the world, my personal observations from it.

Also Grok told me that Azula likely would have voted both for Hitler and Trump, which basically confirms it

>>212490245
Very few. Even then, only all a full moon unless they're fucked up.
>>212490271
Propane is the only way to grill I tell you whuat

>>212490360
To add it feels like it the whole atmosphere of it despite how the writers wanted to portray it, it shows everything going to shit unlike our situation after WWII.

>>212490359
Peak genetics too. Blood of Avatar, royal blood

Mfw i come to post the bending over joke and everyone already did it

>>212490360
If a show for children can capture this, it's probably good, eh?

>>212490647
Korra's is boring because there's no sense of urgency. She's basically dropped into a world that kinda that protects her role as Avatar.

Aang basically needed to fight against half the world trying to beat him into submission, while also being forced to learn all the elements in a few months

>>212489431 (OP)
Earth is probably the best one if you git gud and learn to bend metal

>>212490773
Meme shit
All the great men in history lived comfy lives

>>212490241
He lost, however
Hot guy tho

>>212489431 (OP)
shit bending
freezes your shit so you have constipation
or just makes you shit yourself to death\

>>212489431 (OP)
I didn't watch this

>>212491427
All you have to do is watch a few YouTube clips and you'll have gotten all the important parts