>>212491880 (OP)Women here function like they're unaware that men are a larger threat to their health and well being than obesity, smoking, and their own driving combined.
I set them up to walk into things when they start bitching at me for no reason, or start trying to smack or spray me for daring to be white male in a downtown area. Terrible situational and spatial awareness, but they make fantastic noises when they walk into light standards and stopped cars.