Wash your foreskin

>>212503876 (OP)
Don't have one

it’s missing and i can’t find it

muslims butchered my penis surgery was against my will

The jews chopped it off and ate it.

>>212503883
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>>212503889
You will never know the joys of holding it closed and letting piss explode everywhere

>>212503876 (OP)
Okay

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I'm a native norwegian, not jewish or muslim and I don't have it either. I guess my parents just hate me that much

>>212504044
did you ever ask your parents why?

I was talking to sisterberg the other day and she mentioned that she took my newborn nephew to a "Jew chop shop" to get cut. She then joked about how he's been crying and wailing in pain because of this.

>>212503927
I did this at least three times as a child, last time I was probably 8. Should I try again today?

>>212504156
Always nice to reminisce on childhood good times

>>212504156
catbox it for all us disabled folks

>>212503927
I'm circumcised but I do this by just holding on my tip

>>212504231
Won't that fuck up your urethra?