I love being American so much bros. Foreigners will never understand how good it feels just to wake up every morning and remember that you had the privilege of being born in the US of A.
It feels like winning the lottery every time you wake up.
It feels like being a celebrity everything you walk outside.
It feels like being a champion of the world every time you go to work.

I clutch my birth certificate as I type this post. It feels orgasmic to think about how I had the privilege of being born on US soil. I could've been part of the tired, poor, huddled masses who live in the other 194 dystopian hellholes on this earth, but here I am. I am eternally grateful to GOD ALMIGHTY, for he made me an American with an American soul.

Foreign plebs will never know this feeling. Being an American citizen is the greatest worldly honor that can ever be bestowed upon a Human being. To be American is to be king.

>feels like i won the lottery bros

>>212519585 (OP)
>you walk outside
things that never happen

I kneel to my American overlords

>>212519675
>>212519698
Seething inferiors
>>212519741
Based kneeler before their superiors

>>212519741
You should’ve just gave us representation. Otherwise, this never would have happened

>>212519585 (OP)
They will deny it on /int/ but every millennial Yuropoor grew up wishing they were American, wishing they had the American HS experience, American interstate roadtrips, American college experience, ...etc

>>212520001
What they have going for now, is the diversity of the US.
So, enjoy :^)