an egyptian joke

>>212536891 (OP)
Egyptian jokes are weak and their stupid ass President is too

>>212536909
you sound butthurt

>>212536945
Why would I be butthurt about a lame person

>>212536959
you see, i never said you were butthurt because of the joke

lol

fell for it so he deleted the posts in shame award

>>212537162
What do you mean

What did he delete?

>>212536891 (OP)
This is like when Horus defeated Set by tricking him into consuming Horus' semen.

>>212539183

>>212536891 (OP)
i loled

Meanwhile Polish jokes

>if Egyptians are so smart why is Egypt so poor?

>>212536891 (OP)

I know a similar one with a Finnish and Swede.


A Finnish hunter was trailing a big nice reindeer. He finds it but before he could aim and shoot, another shot is heard & the reindeer falls dead. A Swede emerges that, apparently, was hunting the same reindeer.

A fighting ensues: the Finnish claims that he was hunting that reindeer for a long time, while the Swede claimed that it was on Swedish territory. The Finnish proposes a bet – each would hit the other in the balls with their boot and whoever managed to keep silent, can keep the reindeer as his prize. If both manage to not yell in pain, they'll keep hitting each other until one of them caves.
The Swede goes first, and the Finnish hits him as hard as he could straight in the balls, up the dick, into the bladder, in-between the kidneys. The Swede falls on his back, rolls, his face turns red from the pain, keeping it in. After 40 minutes of agony, the Swede doesn't say a word nor scream.
The Swede, sweating, was preparing for his turn, and the Finnish stops him.
- Wh-what!?! Why do you stop me, the bet, it's my turn to hit you in the balls!
- You win, you can keep the reindeer.

>>212539412
Your butthurt because you got to take home the fish

>>212539616
To keep women in kitchen and birth rates high

Wasn’t there a polish documentary of polish girls screwing guys in Egypt

>>212539848
Shut up retard

>>212539867
Polish are everywhere

>>212539798
i like the egyptian version better because homosex

>>212536891 (OP)
I thought gay obsession was a euro thing

A Sumerian joke
>A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one'.
What did they mean by this