chocolate consumption is correlated with nobel prizes - /int/ (#212541708) [Archived: 553 hours ago]

Anonymous Israel
7/8/2025, 10:57:11 AM No.212541708
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high correlation, r = 0.8
is you're cunt chocolatemaxxing?
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Anonymous France
7/8/2025, 10:59:12 AM No.212541737
>Ehrmmm that's CORRELATION not CAUSATION
>Haha EPIC FAIL
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Anonymous Sweden
7/8/2025, 11:00:21 AM No.212541757
>>212541708 (OP)
The actual real redpill is that virtually all modern “science” especially social “”””””science””””” is the result of statistical misuse and bad data like this. Taleb is 100% correct. We basically replaced priests with “””scientists”””
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Anonymous Israel
7/8/2025, 11:00:23 AM No.212541760
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>>212541737
israel is higher per cap than france iirc
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Anonymous United States
7/8/2025, 11:01:40 AM No.212541784
>>212541708 (OP)
no
I keep meaning to find a good cheap vendor and order a bulk amount of chocolate bars but I keep putting it off and remembering I don't have extra money for something like that
I ordered a cheap bag of mini candy bars that should be here next week sometimes though

When I get a bad headache and ibuprofen isn't doing the trick, I try eating a crunch bar and a banana and drinking a celsius
Anonymous United States
7/8/2025, 11:03:03 AM No.212541809
>>212541760
>eating chocolate causes jews to look upon you more favorably
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/8/2025, 11:05:51 AM No.212541871
>>212541757
Science doesn't have all the answers, but it will update its viewpoint when it has enough strong evidence to refute previously beliefs. Religion will just ignore any evidence and double down on whatever retarded bollocks was written 2000 years ago. Even if both have flaws, they are fundamentally not the same thing.
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Anonymous Germany
7/8/2025, 11:07:24 AM No.212541896
>>212541871
>Religion will just ignore any evidence
the church has never ignored any evidence throughout history, it's just unfortunate for anticlericalists that evidence against the church does not actually exist
>Even if both have flaws
The Church has no flaws.
Anonymous United States
7/8/2025, 11:10:03 AM No.212541942
>>212541757
>modern “science” especially social “”””””science””””” is the result of statistical misuse and bad data
holy dunning-kruger. if your "science" has any connection to surveys and data-taking and statistical correlation at all, then it's not science.

When a scientist builds a new kind of integrated circuit or optical trap or discovers a new 2-D material, it doesn't matter what his r-value is. there is no r-value.

if this is the kind of shit Taleb talks about I'm glad i never bothered reading his stuff.
Anonymous France
7/8/2025, 11:10:05 AM No.212541943
>>212541760
Higher what per capita? Blood sacrifices? Foreskin eaten? Brownoids bombed?
This is the scientific method bucko, you have to state your thesis and experiments.
Anonymous Germany
7/8/2025, 11:10:07 AM No.212541945
>>212541871
>strong evidence
This only exists in "hard" sciences. Niggas at CERN will debate whether a 4.7 sigma result is worth publishing, meanwhile social soientists take a sample of 15 college students and do random correlation shit like
>does playing gacha games cause a person to eat more bananas
to then publish their garbage in High Impact™ journals with laughable linear fits applied to a bunch of randomly scattered data points.
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Anonymous United States
7/8/2025, 11:15:51 AM No.212542050
>>212541945
the W-boson mass embarassment shut the door on particle physics. I can guarantee you they'll never announce a new standard model discrepancy for the rest of our lives after that debacle.
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Anonymous United Kingdom
7/8/2025, 11:17:32 AM No.212542076
cocoa doesnt grow in europe
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Anonymous United States
7/8/2025, 11:18:31 AM No.212542088
>>212541708 (OP)
They look like Brazilian garotas
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Anonymous Israel
7/8/2025, 11:24:26 AM No.212542186
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>>212542088
nah
>>212542076
irrelevant
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Anonymous Poland
7/8/2025, 11:27:01 AM No.212542240
>>212541760
how does one look at this graph and concludes there's a high correlation between the two
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Anonymous Sweden
7/8/2025, 11:30:12 AM No.212542308
>>212541871
There is no strong evidence in virtually any social science. The data is too limited, you can’t isolate variables, they assume independence where it doesn’t exist, they can’t account for noise. Even in hard science like physics predictive models become useless very quickly due to cumulative noise. Imagine psychology or other nonsense even trying to account for this. And I haven’t even gotten into all the faked data like virtually any datapoint from the third world where governments are incentivised to lie. Even in the developed world they fake unemployment statistics.

It’s unironically better to trust your vibes. Atleast they developed evolutionary.
Anonymous Germany
7/8/2025, 11:31:45 AM No.212542333
>>212542050
>the W-boson mass embarassment shut the door on particle physics
Is that some new happening? I stopped following after the g-2 garbage.
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Anonymous Spain
7/8/2025, 11:31:53 AM No.212542336
>>212541708 (OP)
Who is she? I've seen her posted several times - I'm completely and utterly in love
Anonymous Israel
7/8/2025, 11:35:34 AM No.212542423
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>>212542240
smartest pole
Anonymous United States
7/8/2025, 11:36:59 AM No.212542449
>>212542333
Three years ago the ameriboors at Fermilab announce the W-boson mass is more than five standard deviations outside the error bars of the standard model predicted value, touted as "the most precise measurement ever", three years of huffing and puffing at CERN ensue, they say "jk no it's not lol"
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Anonymous Israel
7/8/2025, 11:39:20 AM No.212542497
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>>212542449
@talya_and_eden
>>212542449
bruv you got from chocolate to bosons, reconsider your life choices
Anonymous France
7/8/2025, 11:52:15 AM No.212542724
>>212542186
Are all israelis this brown? I can't tell them apart from other arabs.
Anonymous United States
7/8/2025, 12:01:54 PM No.212542911
Nonstop jizz hose in both of these swartettes