Americans name their kids "Clayton"

Bongs name their kids Mohammed

>>212549094 (OP)
Brits name their kids "Barnaby"

I'm Cleyton da Silva

if I have a son, I will call him Wolfgang

>>212549134
>Americans name their kids Hunter

Clayton is old news
Colonial is in these days
My son will be named Clayborne Argall Smith

>>212549158
>>212549171
>will
Yeah, you will

>>212549094 (OP)
Cleyton is known as a very low class poor boy's name in Brazil.

It’s more like Hunter Clayton Clarence Rodriguez-O’Hara Jr. The Third
>>212549134
My mum called our dog that

>>212549134
Yeah, an actual real name with meaning and history
>>212549171
Kino

>Jason, Texas, Cletus, it's dinner time!

Americans name their kids like this

Bummer

>>212549372
What zero connection to culture or ethnicity does to a wigger.

>>212549372
Fuck that's grim. I remember when it was just joggers that named their kids like that.

>>212549094 (OP)
still better than kevin right?

>>212549577
I'd rather be a Kevin than a Clayton myself

You mean Cleightynn

Clayton can be a bad ass name if it goes with the surname.
E.g., Clayton Keller, Clayton Kershaw

>>212549778
It's forced and sounds stupid. Call them a real name

Klansmynn

>>212549881
like what? humblebuffery?

Americans be like
>these are my sons Hunter, Lancer and Dagger

Americans name their kids Schoelle Shooryrr

>>212550821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbKKTXklqI8

>>212550762
No because that's not a real name either. My god you really can't help yourselves can you? Call them John or William or James or literally anything but Braydyn

most americans are named joe biden

>>212550821
>Nice to meet you, Colt Peacemaker and heres my Winchester Remmington.

>>212550903
bidynn*

>>212550884
reminds me of a piece i wrote for my college satire magazine.
>And I know I’m making fun of the south, but that’s only because they’re such an easy target. I mean have you heard their names? Kyler? Beauregaard? And I comment this as a person who spends a great deal of time on Yahoo Answers baby names...naming a child is very straight-forward. If he’s of southern European descent, you call him Antonio, if he’s Eastern European, well then it’s Miroslav, of course! And if he’s Northern European, William will do just fine. Now, in the off chance that your child is going to be a non-white or female, don’t bother bringing them into the world. They probably won’t have a good time.
haha haven't thought of that in a while

Clitton G Diddledon

>>212550821
>HEY HOW YA'LL DOIN THE NAME'S PACKER MICKFAGMEIER

>>212549125
Your DNA is literally 20% turkish

>>212550821
what about Nogger

>>212549094 (OP)
italians actually name thier kids fuckig giuseppe and luigi unironicalley

>>212550948
>reminds me of a piece i wrote for my college satire magazine
holy shit you sound like a faggot

>>212551170
>tripfag calling someone who actually has creative output a faggot