How would your family in your country react if you got a white American gf?

>>212563647 (OP)
I already have papeles tho

>>212563647 (OP)
My 5" pecker could NEVER satisfy this

>>212563647 (OP)
Is she natural?

>>212563647 (OP)
Isn't she a leaf?

>>212563647 (OP)
they would literally congratulate me so much for years to end

>>212563647 (OP)
Happy I got a gf but confused since it's a running gag with my family and friends that I only date black women.
>>212563757
Just do missionary or cowgirl, problem solved.

>>212563647 (OP)
I would never bring such a disgusting fat abomination to my parents.

>>212563647 (OP)
Sad because of high chances of a failed marriage.

>>212564183
leafs, aussies and nz are yankees as well, nobody outside of anglosphere consider them something apart of burger with extra steps

>yt
>american
Choose

>>212564191
>problem solved
you virgins realize that you can do doggy no problem because the vagina kinda pops out too in that position right?

I had sex with a South American woman with that exact same body, fashion and hair style but she was brown.

>>212563757
Women are tiny anon, plus you don't need a baseball bat to fuck a pussy, pussies are made exactly for their own race size.

You would have problems fucking Asians because your dick would be on average too big, and fucking Black foids as well due smaller. But no problem fucking Caucasian women because its the right exact size.

>>212564411
My benis is 4.5" and I've fugged women of all races, I don't think any of them disliked it since the ones I'm still nearby still talk to me

Built for Bantu warrior chiefs

>>212563647 (OP)
Everytime i see a woman that looks like a sex doll of some sort i just get angry instead of turned on. Is there something wrong with me? Like why is this my reaction? Shouldn't I be horny?

>>212564666
Cuz you know you can't have it for real

>>212563647 (OP)
everyone would be shocked because I'm a 32 year old incel

>>212563647 (OP)
>>212563757
>>212564248
Only BBC can satisfy that, Timmy. Take a hike.

>>212564752
This but 34 and obese and I never go outside.

>>212564411
>unironically thinks the average dick size is 5 inches
In reality it's like 5.5-6 inches

>>212563647 (OP)
I already have a gf so that wouldn't happen.

>>212564752
>>212564782
You should start an IT-company. It's never too late, you will get a gf once you are rich.