what would you do if you woke up in UK right now?

Cheeky curry and a pint

I would shit on the streets.

Contact the US embassy and arrange a rescue ASAP

I hate how carefree modern foids are
we need to import pajeet rapists to make them feel fear again

Scran vindaloo

>>212569684
why outsource do it locally
>>212569671
there's limits to what usa can save you from

Wonder where the time went, cuz that's not supposed to happen till next week

I'd go to the nearest pub and order a belgian beer

>>212569721
Heading to see Oasis?

>>212570027
But of course. Heaton Park on the 16th. For years I told people "The second they say the band's back I'm flying out to see them." Rastas cmon

>>212569560 (OP)
OP is ban evading
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212541708

>>212570138
Biblical. I'll be there same day. Front standing.

>>212569560 (OP)
Apply to go on the dole and live a comfy life at the expense of the british taxpayer

https://youtu.be/azSYS5WDJLQ?si=4VYhnvdFlZB5NXwV

>>212570676
Pretty based. Very much, in fact. Any recommendations for a first timer or are you too?

Grab a cheeky Nandos

>>212570973
Been over 10 years since the last time I was in the UK so I imagine a fair amount has changed, especially in Manchester. In Manchester the Imperial War Museum North is worth a visit, as well as the National Football Museum. If you have the time I would also recommend catching a train out to Liverpool for the day and checking out the British Music Experience and Beatles Story Museum if you're into rock music.

>>212569560 (OP)
I just wonder what kinds of foul smells this wild jungle beast emits

>>212571251
wash that beast

>>212572212
Wwyd if you found one of these in your backyard?

>>212572300
i have a giant 20kg pickaxe i could kill it with 1 hit. realistically i'd run inside and call the cops tho

>>212572361
They look tameable tho, can be useful for something.

>>212569684
Saaaaar......

>>212569560 (OP)
I'm probably just going to do work all day and go back to bed.

>>212572465
I know, for breeding. What's her height?

>>212572537
Idk, but she seems short.

>>212569560 (OP)
I'd kill myself.
Maybe I'd kill some other brits beforehand though.
The fewer brits in the world, the better.

>>212572641
You wouldn't have to kill yourself, you'd get curb stomped on sight.

>>212572465
bro im in israel where am i gonna find a monkey trainer? i can find a tuki trainer, dog trainer.... but monke? never seen one

>>212572641
why

>>212569560 (OP)
10/10 fashion style.

>>212569560 (OP)
>I suffer with all the indian cuties in england

>>212575639
maybe too many

>>212569560 (OP)
Visit Greggs and get a sausage roll.

>>212569560 (OP)
visit london

>>212569560 (OP)
Same thing I do every day, Pinky.