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Anonymous Israel No.212596581 [Report] >>212596686 >>212596704 >>212597589 >>212597696 >>212597718 >>212597834 >>212597905 >>212600554 >>212601104 >>212601216 >>212601437 >>212605273 >>212605418 >>212607043
STOP!
you cannot proceed until you post at least 1 valid brazil fact.
Anonymous Germany No.212596599 [Report] >>212596642 >>212596644
They lost 1:7
Anonymous United States No.212596625 [Report] >>212598689
Half the people there know a transgender person! How is that possible?
Anonymous Israel No.212596642 [Report]
>>212596599
Anonymous Brazil No.212596644 [Report]
>>212596599
Poxa vidas... estas ser pesadinha d+...
Anonymous Brazil No.212596675 [Report]
We invented the airplane.
Anonymous Norway No.212596686 [Report]
>>212596581 (OP)
brazil is gay
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212596704 [Report] >>212596731
>>212596581 (OP)
>Brazil is the world’s largest coffee producer
Another Bong flag started posting angela and I feel cucked btw tb h
Anonymous Israel No.212596731 [Report] >>212596805
>>212596704
its a brazilian posting her under different VPNs
Anonymous Brazil No.212596788 [Report] >>212597044
Imeadine só q dibertidos a Angelas si forçano librements no chansinho sem ninguém nem suspeitá q ser elia meismas postano elia and ganiano popularidads and dano risada das reação... pois é...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212596805 [Report]
>>212596731
oh right
Anonymous Israel No.212597044 [Report] >>212597572
>>212596788
my custom-trained AI for deciphering brazilian doesnt work on this for some reason
Anonymous Canada No.212597483 [Report] >>212601492
Bolsonaro did nothing wrong
Anonymous Brazil No.212597572 [Report]
>>212597044
this is a known schizo 'girl' from /bra/, don't even engage
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212597589 [Report]
>>212596581 (OP)
Why are so many young people wearing Nirvana shirts in every cunt?
Anonymous Germany No.212597637 [Report]
I love her eyes so much aaaaaaaaah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212597696 [Report] >>212597829
>>212596581 (OP)
Sex

On topic but I can't think of any real fact, so: 'Brazil' spelled backwards is 'Lizarb'
Anonymous Germany No.212597718 [Report]
>>212596581 (OP)
Brazil nearly became Habsburg Territory, but then the Portugese fucked up
Anonymous Israel No.212597829 [Report]
>>212597696
its almost lizard
damn and backwards it's drazil
Anonymous United States No.212597834 [Report] >>212597962 >>212598753
>>212596581 (OP)

Brazil and the United States have something in common about their flags. In each case, the stars on the flag(s) represent the states in each country. I think there's only one other country like that, it's like Uzbekistan or something, one of the 'Stans.

I like how in Brazil's case, each specific star corresponds to a real star, and also to one specific state. A very autistic correspondence.
Anonymous Puerto Rico No.212597905 [Report]
>>212596581 (OP)
at one point Rio de Janeiro became the capital of Portugal
Anonymous Israel No.212597962 [Report]
>>212597834
brazil's stars correspond to specific stars viewd from earth. which is kinda odd because one of them is like 8 lightyears away which is reasonable but another is 8000ly away iirc like how is that state supposed to get to it's star.

USA is also real stars but the view depicted in USA's flag is not from earth. you need to travel the galaxy and find the spot from which you can take a picture like that
Anonymous Brazil No.212598689 [Report] >>212601694
>>212596625
You are lying if you say you have never seen one
Anonymous Brazil No.212598753 [Report] >>212599005
>>212597834
And unlike the US we have a star for the Federal District. It is the southern polar star, around which all stars revolve
Anonymous United States No.212599005 [Report] >>212599315 >>212605402 >>212605449
>>212598753

That's a really cucked way to think about your national capital, which properly serves you (Brasilia serves the people of Brazil), and not the other way around (the people of Brazil "revolve around"/serve Brasilia).

D.C. is explicitly and categorically not a state, and not on the level of a state, although they do get a presidential vote per a recent amendment. It's also a shithole company town that votes 96% dem, has a large black population, and an extremely high per capita rate of HIV infection. Quite literally a pozzed city.
Anonymous Brazil No.212599315 [Report]
>>212599005
It is realistic in my opinion. Brazilian politics is dictated by what happens inside the Three Powers Plaza in Brasília.

>D.C. is explicitly and categorically not a state, and not on the level of a state, although they do get a presidential vote per a recent amendment.
Our federal district is essencially a state in everything but name here. It is also enormous for a federal district. It has more rural areas than urban development, with different cities inside it.
Anonymous Portugal No.212599421 [Report]
They really really really like bananas
Anonymous Brazil No.212600554 [Report] >>212605362
>>212596581 (OP)
Today we celebrate São Paulo victory in the 1932 civil war.
Anonymous United States No.212601104 [Report] >>212606992
>>212596581 (OP)
Brazil is the largest importer of made in the USA semen
Anonymous United States No.212601164 [Report]
It's a shit hole
Anonymous Finland No.212601216 [Report]
>>212596581 (OP)
Marcola, the head of the biggest criminal organization down there, is completely fine about spending the rest of his life in prison because his enemies can’t get to him there but he can get them killed from his cell. Idk it always sounded such a sperg statement because no way Brazilian prison is that great even when you’re the kingpin and probably able to grease some wheels
Anonymous United States No.212601437 [Report]
>>212596581 (OP)
they had a leader that looked like Santa Claus that was a total dick to me in Civilization V
Anonymous Serbia No.212601454 [Report] >>212602034
What is it with 4chan and being obsessed with mid girls this bitch looks like my neighbour
Anonymous Brazil No.212601492 [Report]
>>212597483
Bolsonaro was nothing but a weak shabbos-goy kosher cuck.
Anonymous Italy No.212601694 [Report]
>>212598689
in real life?
i have never seen one
Anonymous Puerto Rico No.212602034 [Report]
>>212601454
your neighbor owes me sex
Anonymous United States No.212602837 [Report]
Brazil is the only South American country to send troops during WW2. Can you imagine being a European man in the 40s being forced to watch your women get wet at the sight of exotic men. I am convinced Brazilians cucking Euros back then mindbroke them into the cucks they are in the modern era.
Anonymous Brazil No.212605273 [Report]
>>212596581 (OP)
Brazil is the only former european colony in history to have hosted the seat of power of the colonial empire it originally belonged to, in a process some historians have called a ''metropolitan reversal''. When the French invaded and occupied Portugal during the Peninsular War the Portuguese Court and government relocated to Rio. The capital remained in Rio from the arrival of the Royal Family in 1808 until their return in 1821.
Bonus fact: in 1815 Brazil ceased to be a colony and gained equal status in the empire, and the State was renamed to United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and Algarves.
Second bonus fact: some historians argue that, from a legal and historical standpoint, the liberal revolutionary government led by the Cortes in Portugal in 1821 was actually the one to secede from the empire, since all relevant institutions remained in Rio. The ministries, secretaries and heir to the crown all remained in Rio, and had no intention of declaring Brazilian independence. There's actually a plethora of primary sources (mostly correspondence) that show beyond a shadow of doubt that the Court in Rio wished to remain in Rio and keep the colonial empire whole. Turning Brazil independent was a last resource when it became clear that the Cortes in Portugal had no intention of keeping the status quo.
Third bonus fact: the whole project of ruling the Portuguese empire from Rio was far from being a haphazard contingency measure due to Napoleonic invasion. As a matter of fact, the plan was first suggested by António Vieira, a Jesuit priest and relevant man of letters in the Portuguese language to this day, back in the 17th century. It would only be in the 18th century, however, that the plan would actually get to be fully developed by the Court, mostly due to the efforts of Rodrigo de Sousa Coutinho, Count of Linhares, and his party.
Anonymous Brazil No.212605362 [Report]
>>212600554
Cope and seethe, traitor,
Anonymous United States No.212605402 [Report]
>>212599005
DC should become a Brazilian state
Anonymous United States No.212605418 [Report]
>>212596581 (OP)
If I approached a Brazilian woman and nervously asked her in broken Braptuguese if I could watch her pee, she would laugh at me and call me a loser in words I can't understand
Anonymous New Zealand No.212605449 [Report]
>>212599005
>has a large black population, and an extremely high per capita rate of HIV infection
Anonymous Germany No.212606533 [Report]
They eat monkey soup
Anonymous Israel No.212606992 [Report]
>>212601104
should be replaced with israeli
Anonymous United States No.212607032 [Report]
They gotta pay the +50% tariffs because they messing with my boy ballsinarroz
Anonymous Serbia No.212607043 [Report]
>>212596581 (OP)
they have statues of liberty all over the country