Is there a single reason to learn this language?

You can impress the red light district whores with dirty talk
>GEEF MIJNE PEENIS EEN STAMP MAMA
>IK KOM NU, IK KOM NU, PRESENTEERT DIJNE BOEZEM

>>212600630 (OP)
You won't pull it off anyways

>>212600630 (OP)
how are "e" and "ee" different in dutch language?

>>212600630 (OP)
So you can live in and integrate into the Netherlands, one of the countries with the highest qualities of life on Earth. Also, the people there are very attractive, especially the women.

>>212600905
ee is pronounced longer than e

>>212600847
all you have to do is drink some beers

Most of them speak English so nope.

>>212600630 (OP)
Residence in a country with legal weed and shrooms. You just know they’ll be the first ones to legalize coke as well

>>212600630 (OP)
No onñy if you live in Netherlands

>>212600630 (OP)
no

>>212600847
It's ugly anyway

>>212600905
ee is a diphthong like english a in pay.
e is like e in met or is a schwa like in fun.

>>212601602
>>212601661
>>212604007
where is this factual knowledge coming from

>>212604044
I read the wikipedia article for Dutch Phonology. It was ages ago so I forgot most of the phonology and how the orthography works but I do remember that one thing.

>>212600630 (OP)
Het is leuk :D

>>212600905
Like エ and エー in Japanese, roughly.

geef me een klap papa

someone told me dutch people have sex in english

>>212600630 (OP)
So you can get a Zellig GF

hij sneed me af

>>212600723
Klinkt eerder Vlaams dan Nederlands.

>>212600630 (OP)
easier living here, greatest country on earth.

>>212600630 (OP)
Dutch snow bunnies

We hebben een serieus probleem

>>212600630 (OP)
dutch women have beautiful, round, fat asses

How else will you understand beautiful Dutch music?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bh2MqLsUOF0