Come visit Australia.
See our retarded shaped building.
We also have a large rock

love it or leave it

i fuggen love astraya

>>212608632
If I return to my home country I will be arrested

>>212608613 (OP)
i did, it was alright, not great t b h

>>212608613 (OP)
Do I get a state-mandated Chinese or Vietnamese gf if I move to Australia?

To be honest, your buildings look a lot like renovated commie blocks from Eastern Europe. It's uncanny.

>>212608613 (OP)
I did, and will visit again soon.

>>212608613 (OP)
What's the rock called again? Something starting with A, right?

>>212608613 (OP)
My cousin's best friend is currently living in Australia due to his master's degree studies, and when he visited he told us Australia is fucking awful, not recommended for living or tourism. He can't wait to come back to Mexico. I can't imagine how shitty Australia must be that he prefers Mexico over it.

>>212608613 (OP)
Is Australia the best country in the world? Seems like the US without violence and crime

>>212608816
unironically yes there's nowhere else I'd rather live

Don't bother with Australian cities
The only thing worth coming here for is the outback
>>212608816
Australia has meth fueled violence, road rage and wife beating
We just don't have as many guns
Growing up my dad would get into road rage all the time like a subhuman animal

>>212608878
I can tell you're mixed race by this post

>>212608878
>Australia has meth fueled violence, road rage and wife beating
How about you move out of Murray Bridge then? Faggot.

>>212608613 (OP)
getting visa there is difficult

>>212608816
I used to think we had things pretty bad but after living in the US for a bit and seeing parts of Canada, Europe, SE Asia etc, I've come to the conclusion that it's the best in the world by comparison. It's one of those things where you don't realize how good you have something until you see something else.

I still liked North America the most for the scenery, but shit like taxes and healthcare and some of the really odd people make it unpleasant.

>>212608878
>brownoid father can't control his emotions
hope your dads in gaol

>>212608793
yes it's named Ayers Rock, after Sir Henry Ayers, arguably the most influential politician of 19th century South Australia. He served intermittently as premier for a decade and sat in parliament for 37 years. He made his fortune managing the massive Burra Burra copper mine.

The rock was first sighted and scaled by William Christie Gosse and his fellow explorers in 1873, Ayers's last year of premiership. It rises 340m above the surrounding country, and the spur along which Gosse scrambled requires about two miles of hiking to reach the summit.

>>212608793
New Zealand

For me, it's their birds

>>212609067
I'm white and I went to a public school
Not all of us went to private schools and had to deal with being surrounded with alcoholic tradesmen
>>212608914
Yeah well I couldn't exactly choose where I was born could I?

>>212608890
>>212609067
Having a drug abusing father that gets drunk at the meth pub and then comes home to beat his whole household is quintessentially true blue. You lot are just inner city queers with gay accents.

>>212608965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhlE13EqjJk

The birds are the soundtrack of Australia and very unique.

Ayers Rock, Kiev.

>>212609287
>Yeah well I couldn't exactly choose where I was born could I?
You can move away from there dude, Adelaide isn't that far away and you could just go to somewhere cheap like Mount Barker or something. Murray Bridge is literally the meth capitol of the country; gtfo while you can.

snorting a bag in Woolamaloo wahey

>>212609161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhlE13EqjJk [Embed]

The birds are the soundtrack of Australia and very unique.

Straya wont let pajeets poo in their beaches?

>>212608613 (OP)
>See our retarded shaped building.
This only exists because a Finnish architect picked the design from the trash and convinced the judges to choose it.

No.

I don't speak a word of Chinese
Will I be an outcast in Straya?

>>212610017
Based. Fuck Finnish architects, the only thing they build is expensive-to-maintain monuments that can NEVER be improved or demolished.

You guys have a tropical rainforest right in the north-east? I would love to visit that

>>212610116
why don't you just go to suriname instead?

>>212610233
because it's on the other side of the world

>>212608613 (OP)
I hate my country so fucking much. Government has fucked up every facet of Australian life and there's no hope on the horizon.

Although, that said, a family friend met a Norwegian youth on a work viza who claimed that Norway is uninhabitable because of the crime and that he wants more than anything to live the rest of his life in Australia. So who knows, maybe it's the least bad of all options.

>>212608727
Based killer and rapist refugee

>>212611961
grass is always greener on the other side and there's always going to be countries way worse than here even though Australia has gotten way shittier

Mate of mine is from Ukraine and he says life in Australia is 10000000% better, and talking about Ukraine before the war and before Yanukovych was removed

>>212608613 (OP)
2far4me

I was just in the Philippines and my retarded wife was like we should go to Australia, it's so close!

>>212608816
It is Western California with worse accents and dated fashion sense.

>>212608890
You mean a Wog?

>>212612063
Can you imagine how happy and prosperous Australia would be if the government followed sensible economic ideas and believed in individual liberty? It might even be the greatest country in today's world in such a scenario.

>>212612109
If you are a Chav you will love Bogans.

If you spend 36 hours on a plane just to visit one of the globohomo cities that are now just mini yank cities you're a dumb cunt, go to one of the many National Parks instead.

Is it true that there are platypus lying around everywhere and you can just take them home?

>>212612763
no, i've never seen one in the wild.

>>212612763
playtypi

Australia is completely devastated and ruined

>go to brisbane cbd (George, Ann, Margaret, Elizabeth, Adelaide Street)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at themselves
>go to sydney cbd (York, Sussex, Pitt, Bourke, Brougham Street)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at themselves
>go to melbourne cbd (King Street, Lonsdale, Bourke, Collins, Flinders Lane)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at themselves
>most all homeless or addicts I see are white, tattoos, piercings, drug problems
>drug addicts like zombies, prostitution during daylight, shoplifting to violent crimes, homeless tents everywhere
>sparsely populated continent-nation at the far corner of the world that is totally dependent on USA and the UK
>whites, who won't work for slave wages, who know there ARE work protection laws, are not hired. pushing them to the bottom of society. THAT is where they destroy themselves FOR the government with drug abuse etc
>kill Holden because Australian wages were high. They only kept the Australian factories open because they got money from the Australian government
>chinese and indians buying up land/businesses and homes, while we keep importing them over by the boatload, replacing the anglo-saxon stock
>Indians lower our wages because they're willing to work for min wage and free overtime, Indians prefer hiring their own
>ethnic conflict between chinese and indians
>indians are quickly displacing chinese as the dominant group
>they mostly form ethnic enclaves all the while importing their conflicts (see Hindus vs khalistani’s)
>blatant difference in academic integrity with the Indian international students. And because they made the unis so much money, professors were powerless to punish or fail them
>Punjabis are running from crime and bringing that attitude here
>Indians in Australia openly hate Whites
https://x.com/clowndownunder/status/1938108471549059398

>>212613842
what about Woolongong

>>212608793
Uluru?

>>212608965
Don't you pay taxes over there, or they are just lower?

>>212608613 (OP)
hell yeah?

I had Barramundi once
it was delicious
I don't know if it's the fish or the cooking though

>>212614129
AYERS ROCK

>>212614129
It's called Ayers Rock you faggot.

>>212610099
Calatrava:Hold my beer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santiago_Calatrava
https://web.archive.org/web/20161027114521/http://www.calatravanonoscalla.com/
Their first buildings were nice though...
Now let's get back to Straya

>>212614652
Ok, feel free to give it that name.

>>212615041
Aboriginal names are so fucking googoo gaagaa.

>>212615041
Native culture > google maps

>>212615041
>feel free to give it that name
it wasn't us who gave it the name Ayers Rock, it was William Gosse in 1873. Hope that clears it up