The Frogs. What are they so proud of? - /int/ (#212622485) [Archived: 426 hours ago]

Anonymous United States
7/10/2025, 7:50:26 PM No.212622485
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>Their best art? Italian.
>Their food? Outclassed by Italy, Spain, Greece, and Portugal.
>King Arthur? British.
>Economy? Germany mogs them.
>Cleanliness? Germany again.
>Fashion? Italy has always led.
>Women? Slavic, Germanic, and Celtic girls are all hotter and more sensual
>Russia did actual socialism; France just flirted with it and backed down.
>British men are more gentlemanly.
>Lost two world wars and needed to be bailed out twice. >Internationally mocked for cowardice.
>French music? Laughable. Europeans know classical = Germanic, modern = Anglo, Germanic, or Italian.
>Germany has better castles and fairly tales.
>Germany has better forest
>Switerland, Italy, and Balkans have better mountains
>Italy, Spain, and Portugal have better beaches
>Not efficient like the Nordics. >Not folkish like the Eastern Europeans.
Folk culture overshadowed by Slavs and Germanics.
>They colonized half the world but now act like victims of “Anglo imperialism.”
>Couldn’t hold together a continental bloc with Germany after WW2
>Couldn’t form a serious Anglo-French alliance either.
>NATO lapdog status confirmed.
>Always roleplaying as a superpower… never actually were one.
>Recent cultural exports? All cringe. (See: last Olympics.)
>Unlike the Spanish or Portuguese, the French never forged a true hybrid civilization. Sure, they left some French-speaking Africans—but Blacks mostly resent the French. It’s not a real cultural fusion.
>Completely Africanized and Arabized—identity crisis on display.
>Claims to be a progressive utopia, but the illusion is paper-thin.
>Even Asian tourists—who bought the hype—get hit with “Paris Syndrome” when they experience the real thing.
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Anonymous France
7/10/2025, 7:59:10 PM No.212622796
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>Always roleplaying as a superpower… never actually were one.
>You sure of that?
*detonate a dozen more nuclear bombs one year before the planetary ban*
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Anonymous United States
7/10/2025, 8:08:01 PM No.212623090
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>Having nukes makes you a superpower
I guess India is confirmed superpower Saar
Anonymous France
7/10/2025, 8:18:13 PM No.212623445
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>>212622485 (OP)
>Germany has better forest

You could have added that the Netherlands has better sidewalks and that Elevators are generally slightly faster in Italy as well.
Without forget, the mosquitoes are considerably less agressive in Portugal.
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Anonymous United States
7/10/2025, 8:38:23 PM No.212624198
>>212623445
Sorry but it’s true :/
Anonymous Italy
7/10/2025, 9:30:12 PM No.212626087
Frenchoids literally have the biggest fashion industry in the world thoughever