My dad is watching YouTube on his phone in the living room and it's just a Joe Rogan AI voice talking about atlantis and crystals or some shit what should I do

>>212626862 (OP)
Lol been there

the correct move here is panic

>>212626862 (OP)
Tell him to watch the paul rosolie episodes about the amazon.
Best part is that he's such an interesting guest that Rogaine doesn't talk much.

>>212626862 (OP)
Beat him

>>212626862 (OP)
my dad does this same shit, he spends all day watching tiktoks of police encounters with soverign citizens

>>212626862 (OP)
Kek

>>212626862 (OP)
gemmy, my father is obsessed with watching shitty history channel slop about aliens and egyptians when he's not watching politics and fighting people on facebook

My dad used to watch porn with the speaker on at night. He was half deaf and wouldn't notice if you walked into the room. He did that old man thing where he wouldn't be jerking off or anything. Just watching, serenely

>>212627248
lol

>>212627248
My roommate used to watch gay porn in the living room like it was a regular ass movie. No disability, probably not too autistic, just a general lack of shame.

my dad sharing chud memes and sexual boomers jokes on the whatsapp family chat

>>212626862 (OP)
Wtf i do literally the same thing

>>212627248
jesus christ

>>212627100
Mine too. Mad how these guys even got pussy

>>212627248
>He did that old man thing where he wouldn't be jerking off or anything. Just watching, serenely
huh

>>212627248
Based

>>212627607
my father is literally a soyboy beta cuck marvelbro with an actual fucking shelf of funko pops in the garage. i accidentally backed into it like a year ago and he just ignored me like for a solid month after that

>>212626862 (OP)
>My dad is watching YouTube on his phone in the living room and it's just a Joe Rogan AI voice talking about atlantis and crystals or some shit what should I do

>>212627607
Hoeflation+inflation fucked us up

>>212627248
he was having fond memories

>>212626862 (OP)
How old is he

>>212627100
based if he laughs at them. run if he looks for ways to do so himself.

>>212628016
he's a low IQ brainlet anon
he watches those videos and shakes with fear and tells me "see how the cops fuck with these guys? you have to be prepared"

>>212626862 (OP)
Produce an AI talkshow about how his crystals don't work

>>212627734
Is your father a millennial or what?

>dad takes a break from watching the far-right news channel to look at monkey torture videos

>>212630004
kek

>>212627734
Based

>>212628106
He's not wrong tho

>>212632112
my faggot dad tells me to never talk to cops and only open the window a crack and throw out my documents in a little plastic bag to make sure the cop can't talk to me during the traffic stop lmao

only deranged freaks would do that

My dad is great. I can't complain.

>>212629950
high school kids post here, their fathers are 30 something year old numales

>>212626862 (OP)
My dad watches low-quality AI generated videos of re-enactments (like from news segments), narrated by an AI voice, on channels that have like 50 subs and 600 views on their most popular videos. I have no idea how this garbage even gets into his feed, or why he watches so fucking many of them.

He also got obsessed with some Turkish historical TV show, and binge watched hundreds of episodes of it over the course of two months.

>>212626862 (OP)
he went to the beach that makes you old

>>212626862 (OP)
My dad is a turbochud, except that he is anti-religious. When he is not managing his companies, he spends his time posting on Facebook about how our country is shit because of the influence of religion and Marxism (neo-religion according to him) and that we should imitate secular liberal European societies. He is also racist, even though my mother is mulata

My father will brag about his Facebook posts being funny and show me a post with three replies. He'd love this site.

>>212631542
jk, he's dead
(but he did that a lot)

My father killed himself after being disbarred and arrested for heroin use+ distribution.

I need to appreciate my normal Boomer father more. Never had anything weird happen with him. He just works his business job, says the most normie opinions about politics, and watches whatever TV show is popular at the time, blissfully unaware of anything outside of the mainstream.

>>212626862 (OP)
My dad watches Youtube channels like Vice Grip Garage, Hell On Earth, Torbjörn Åhman, Cleetus McFarland, Bright Sun Films and random fishing channels on their 80" tv in the living room at cinema level volume all day.
He's 72, sits there with a pack of beer, eats popcorn (literally has one of those carnival style popcorn machines in the living room) and just watches it all day.

>>212635701
Sounds comfy. I work 55hr weeks on average and sometimes I wish I could just turn my brain off and watch slop for weeks on end.

>>212627248
based

>>212635761
I guess he just had enough of being busy.
He was a super active man, working hard and always having projects until about 10 years ago when he just decided the couch was his new permanent spot.

my dad became an Elon before Elon became outwardly nutty since he wants to see space travel become real in his life time like Star Trek.
I think this resulted in him going down some alt right rabbit hole unfortunately and may become less independent and more insane like how my mom is now.

>>212635819
>an Elon
an Elon fan*

>>212635795
Does he have mental decline? How old is he?

>>212626862 (OP)
Get him a set of headphones and link them to his phone and TV, it has saved me from a lot of cringe and noise.

>>212635864
He's sharp as a tack.
He's 72.

>>212629950
>>212632510
Gen Xers were the first ones where the nerds among them tried to keep their adolescence going for the rest of their lives. Not as common an archetype among them as it is among millennials but it wouldn't be surprising at all if someone's fiftysomething dad was a Kevin Smith-type.

Perhaps the only good trait of boomers is that they all put down their toys when they grew up.

>>212632151
Now that's indeed deranged

>>212632594
It's funny how internet changed old people hobbies

My 95 year old grandmother has dementia and my 75 yo dad spends all of his free time taking care of her and it's ruined his relationship with my mom and turned him into a bitter, depressed, and angry person.

Unironically I really, really hope she dies soon

>>212633141
Show it to him

>>212627100
My dad locked himself up in a room w watching vids all day and night since covid. Doesn't even know I graduated ~2 years ago+got a job, and that my sister got married+twins.

>>212636047
Holy shit exactly my life

>>212626862 (OP)
My dad doesn't believe in modern tech. He doesn't even have a mobile phone.
He has an old Sony CRT tv, his newspapers and the radio.

>>212636000
>Perhaps the only good trait of boomers is that they all put down their toys when they grew up.
Because everything caters to them and their nostalgia and those became cultural defaults.

>>212636075
posting ur father on this immoral site is demonic innit

>>212636129
Not like he cares. He's never even had an email.

>>212636075
based. Your dad looks healthy and beautiful

>>212636075
still young and fit

>>212636075
Your dad looks very healthy anon. I hope you talk to him often.

>>212636129
it's just a website anon. who cares

>>212636203
>>212636229
>>212636245
He walks everywhere, upwards of an hour a day and eats normal healthy food. Only drinks during big holidays.
Doesn't take much to stay fit I guess.

>>212636289
What kind of food?

My dad recently had a heart attack. I think the biggest issue is his diet. He eats absolute garbage oily mexican fast food almost every single day

My old man likes watching Aussie fishing channels, they're pretty low key and down to earth.

>>212636310
Potatoes, carrots, onions, pork (usually loin cuts that he cooks in a pan with butter), fish and the most basic veggies like green peas, green beans and tomato. He also eats a lot of rye bread with butter.

My dad watches nothing but Modern Marvels and Malcolm in the Middle.

>>212636075
And he's better off without it. Your Dad is smart

>>212626862 (OP)
Mine watches fox news and audit the audit.
I watch a lot of true crime on youtube and police bodycam slop so I can't say I'm any better

>>212626862 (OP)
I showed my dad some free sports streaming sites and now he watches sports for 19 hours a day. Once the normie sports like football/baseball/basketball end he switches to whatever obscure sport he can find. Last time I visited I went downstairs at 1am to get water and he was sitting in his recliner watching Mixed Korfball.

>>212626862 (OP)
Go and tell him:
>Dejese de ver esos videos de IA falsos a la verga pinchi viejo cagado, lo engañan con cualquier pendejada, pinche pendejo!!!
Internationally

>>212637052
>Mixed Korfball
Didn't even that was a thing

>>212636950
mine binges Star Trek
no wonder I'm a dork that ended up here

>>212636047
>it's ruined his relationship with my mom
Confucius would slap that silly ho to Peking and back.

>>212636075
>He has an old Sony CRT tv, his newspapers and the radio.
Good goy award.

>>212637201
I didn't either until that day and I'm still not sure why anyone would bother streaming it globally

>>212627100
>does this same shit
Except, you just said he didn't.
He still watches real content.

>>212630004
Kek

>>212636075
Your dad is kino.

>>212637460
kek