I pretty much look like a Chud but worse, I'm pale, skinny and my hair is thinning a lot which makes everything worse because it makes me look sickly

I had girls interested in me, not that many but it did happen, even in my current balding state even though it's pretty noticable

So, how can I do it? What's the secret?

SEXOOOOOO!

Titcows have 1000 orbiters each

don't all titcows look awful without clothes/bras

there's no formula, its just something random that happens to men that a woman interested in them just happens to be a titcow 1/100 times. i have seen chuds get them all the same as any other kind of man. just keep finding new opportunities to meet women and you could get lucky

>>212631643 (OP)
Que tetas

>>212632232
Ojalá una así

>>212631818
Not necessarily, ive fucked one who was kinda fatty, but she had some truly massive and firm breasts. She was a freak too, would ask me to bite her tits really fucking hard and leave a mark on them.

>>212632288
What's your secret?

>>212632435
No secret m8. I was bored, downloaded Tinder for a while and had some dates. One of these was this chubby titcow, we had a nice time, shared a lot in common and drank a few beers. We started making out in the car, and then i drove her home where she got dick'd.

>>212632500
Did you join in or just watch?

>>212632563
Kek she rode that thing and suffocated me with those massive jugglers. 10/10 would recomend anyone should try a titcow at least once.