>Just accidentally called my coworker a "turkroach"
I was sent home early and expect to be fired by Monday. I hope you're happy, /int/...

>>212665467 (OP)
lol my friend’s bf is turkish and i call him “my roach” all the time and he returns with “my beaner”

>>212665467 (OP)
Fuck ya mudda
stupid bitch

My co-worker once told me about her black cat, to which I replied in an intentionally endearing manner "awww little black bastard". The weird look she gave me, was enough for my autistic arse to realise not to bring 4chan to work place ever again. I was very fortunate she was pretty chill and didn't report me.

>>212665591
at least you didn't call it niggerman

>>212665467 (OP)
Just gaslight them and maintain that they misheard you

>>212665591
That's just women being gay

>>212665467 (OP)
In the UK they would lock you up

>>212665467 (OP)
why would you say that
that is rude

>>212667730
In my defense I don't even really dislike the guy it just sort of slipped out

>>212667770
wtf kind of defense is that you retard

>>212667841
It wasn't out of malice which would at least be marginally worse

>>212665504
My coworker calls me "my Nigger" with a hard "r" at the end, but I'm not sure if he's joking or not. He never smiles when he calls me that, but he does have a really dry sense of humor so I'm not sure.

>>212665467 (OP)
¡¡¡La turcaracha, la turcaracha!!!
¡¡¡Sin trabajo te dejará!!!

I said "spastic chink" in front of my wife the other day and she seemed to not notice it, she didn't acknowledge it and was trying to talk over me at the time. She doesn't like that I use this site since 2009 and would have tried to ban me.

>>212665467 (OP)
EFL problems, I clearly seperate my 4chan shitposting from IRL speech by two languages.
But I do write english documents and often like to use though at the end of my sentence.