Hi /int/elligent people. Just a reminder that if you ever visit my country you should definitely take the time to go explore the push. Preferably by driving solo with no previous outback experience in a busted up 4wd after not telling anyone where yare headed. Just drive straight out there, don't worry about following trails. Then when you inevitably get bogged or break down make sure you LEAVE YOUR VEHICLE and just KEEP WALKING even though you have no idea where you are. She'll be right mate.

*explore the bush.

>it's a tourist gets lost hiking a national park in winter while only wearing a t-shirt and shorts episode

>36kms north of town
couldn't she just walk back?

>>212665805 (OP)
A guy at my old job told me to get an Australian wife as he has one should I trust him

>>212666098
no.

>>212665805 (OP)
Huh. What's the push

BIG L for Aussies
instead of just public hanging this childless german travel roastie that costed the australian tax payer Millions you literally safe her. That´s some beta shit. Childless white travel roasties shall not be saved but murdered in public.

>found 'ravaged by mosquitos'
uhhhh humanbros

>>212666206
I'm a pasty white chud don't worry

it seems tourists tend to underestimate nature

>>212666098
Strangely enough, the only woman who ever clearly expressed feelings for me was a tall chubby Aussie gal with a bunch of shitty tattoos.

I turned her down, but in hindsight I should have said yes. I’m in a wheelchair so I doubt I’ll ever do better. But I was scared what my parents would think.

Point is: even non-American women from pozzed countries are probably better than American women, generally speaking.

>found alive after 12 days
no fucking way

>>212666342
then you're going to be walked over.

>>212666404
so im going to get a footjob and stepped on

nice

>>212666097
Bold of you to assume she had a map and compass.

ahhh just walk it off,no big deal