North Macedonia edition

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>>212669577
this might not be the rarest but it's one of my all time favourites

>>212669907
saars...

?

>>212669943
Why do you post this shit bruh

rip

For the bothered anon in the last thread, this was the case I referenced. Kid got a heart and then went on a crime spree.

I run purely on caffeine and spite

>>212669958
Who is he? He looks like Mr incredible

>>212669959
wonder what his elo rating was

>lonely edition
>0 posts in it
damn

>>212669956
he's a rattled porn addict, be grateful he's not posting feet, shit, or those homo webms of guys breaking their assholes with giant dildos

>>212669959
Yeah but dat nigga knew ches n readin n sheeit

>>212669959
could you look at the complexion of his skin and tell me what it is

>>212669996
im always lonely :(

>>212669996
I feel bad for him
Hopefully we can recycle it for the next thread

>>212670017
We can

I'm in bed reading my isekai now.

Watching a high speed police pursuit on YouTube

>>212669958
like i'm skipping through the potion seller video

Isekai idea reminds me of those people saying kids dont understand third person anymore

don't know what "isekai idea" is supposed to mean

Suppose if you sucked one indian's dick 10k of his countrymen would die. how many dicks you sucking?

eating all denty pasta

>>212669958
>>212669990
IIRC these were drunk Amish dudes who got arrested for riding their horse and buggy while shitfaced.

Lots of incest in Amish communities. Jason would love them.

Momberg only wants to ac on when she's home

>>212670137
None, I'd just hire an indian to suck the dicks for me and pay them a dirt cheap wage.

>>212670140
I thought it was just one guy tracking his troon progress LOL

>>212670161
Can't fault you for that, the aesthetic is definitely troon but those guys are 100% natty.

>>212670137
Would suck as many dicks until there is no more dick left to suck.

Finlandia

>>212670194
To...to stop India...right?

>>212670137
i would such about 145,000 dicks

>>212669577
>>212670209
>>212669911

*starts breakdancing in this bitch*

it is officially hot. it's july, and there have been several days already that i felt, "wow. that is very warm.", or "hoo. hot today!", but this was the first day i actually felt a little sting on my skin from the sun. the weather is done playing around. tired of hearing that bell ring and going for the knockout.

>>212670241
Yes, obviously. Not like I enjoy sucking brown dicks.

>>212670277
Crazy how horny and desperate you've been for like a decade and haven't had a prison gay phase

>>212670274
It seems like the whole world is getting heat waves this summer meanwhile my city has been more rain and colder than usual for the last two months. I like hot weather. This sucks.

>>212670271
https://youtu.be/fKgTCXjvuq0?feature=shared

>>>/wsg/5921009
funniest shit i've seen all month
>bragging about dealing weed
>smoke alarm battery chirp
>police raiding a house over weed
>police have southern accents and shout conflicting commands
GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>212670288
hey leave her alone, she is very qt and 3.14

need to cum

LOL

>>212670303
can't watch this n-sl*r babble

https://youtu.be/PM6Lvt0wAbA

Hiiiiii *waves at you with both hands.*

>>212670303
>STAND UP MOTHAFUCKA

lol black cops are on another level, feels like they hate their criminal n-brethren even more than whitey

>Hack away you goddamn red nigger

>>212670330
i should have greentexted that too
>"yknow- runnin wit dat set- like mmm mmm... kodat mo fuck... purple red shit mane... aerythan purble biggole man"
was laughing my ass off at this aave mumbling

The vibrant gay scene of Tel Aviv

>>212670435
Am Yisrael Chai

>>212670435
>>212670451
>1 minute apart

I'm thinking of taking a trip to see a park and a river. That's pretty gay, isn't it?

>>212670477

This summer might be your last.

high rn

>>212670502
All women with younger sisters worry about this

>>212670503
I mean, this hour could be my last. I could stroke out right now and die. So that statement doesn't mean very much to me

>>212670515
Same
>>212670503
It won't be

>>212670295
i like rain, but i know how the moisture and cooler air brings bugs out. i'll take our dry heat.

>>212670435
>>212670451
samefag

Bug out plan

I've never been a ladies man

>>212670480
That isn't gay at all

>>212670536
And?

I've never been a man lady

>>212670392
hiiii!!! :)

set aside 30 minutes a day to work on your beavis and butthead impressions

>>212670435
WOULD

>>212670575
I work on my trump impression it gets laughs

everyone thinks the German is samefaggin as the Ethiopian but I'm the only one who realizes it's actually an Israeli samefagging as both of them

>>212670575
https://voca.ro/18Uji8p2ij5f

>>212670435
They all do anal with men

>>212670605
This makes the most sense considering how often he attempts to undermine our morals

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751802527015280.mp4

>>212670613
7/10

i smell of semen

>>212670646
I havent watched it in a donkey's year. Give me a month or two of daily practice and I'll nail her

hungy
food please

beer is the only alcoholic drink I actually enjoy drinking
it tastes good

oh i think i need a cigarette

>>>212670683
>a donkey's year
lol

Describe the smell of semen

odd again and cigarette

>>212670690
tonight's beer is a bavarian wheat beer (weissbier)

absolutely heavenly.

>>212670503
yeah! man, i think about this a lot. and then i think, "well okay, if you're so concerned about carpe'ing your diem, why are you making a post on /cum/?" but then i think back to those carved messages. you know, the ones preserved from pompeii?

The god of wine comes crashing through the headlights of a car
That took you farther than you thought you'd ever want to go

>>212670687
I just ate a plate of spaghetti and meatballs, a bag of lays chips, and a reese's chocolate bar

>>212670710
Doughy

>>212670713
that's interesting

>>212669914
LOL

>>212670640
https://voca.ro/1nw7SvZFIK5Z

After minimal research and no debate, I have concluded that Lutheranism is the most based form of Christianity.

>>212670710
Undercooked school lunch grade chicken and milk that has been left out to get to room temperature

would you ever hire a dominatrix?

>>212670503
that's true

https://lmiamap.ca/
Someone made an interactive map of all the scum businesses in Canada that have hired TFWs using labour market impact assessments :^)

>>212670753
no

In my goo goo gaa gaa chair ringing the bell to get more goyslop put in my feeding tube

>>212670753
>paying someone to pretend you're their slave (sexual)
LOL

>>212670753
why rent the cow when you can get the milk for free?

>>212670503
Name a single other time in the history of me that I have died. You can't

>>212670742
i ain't clickin that shit nigga

>>212670753
absolutely. and the amount of detail i'd insist on would jack up her rates, no doubt. she'd practically become a character from a book, the amount of fine-tuning i'd do on her looks, attitude, the way she'd talk, maybe a foreign accent. we'd have to do rehersals. i'd need her to come in day after day for about a week before i would finally be assured, "okay. she knows how to whack you around, now."

>>212670793
Daddy…

>>212670753
no, you have to be pretty far gone considering they don't even have sex with you

>>212670789
Each orgasm is a small death
Can you say you're a /cum/mer who has never cum?

>>212670810
I retain my cum
I don't shit or piss either. It all gets recycled back in

To goon by your side is such a heavenly way to skeet

>>212670753
No but if my future wife offered to play the part I wouldn't decline

>>212670827
Smart man. If you don't poop you absorb the extra protein you'd waste otherwise. It makes you get super jacked fast

>>212670827
based stoolhoarder, went to school with a kid who did this and she ended up in the hospital for months with a massive internal infection from not shitting.

>>212670810
>Each orgasm is a small death
This is what Indian people believe.
Are you Indian?

i have a gf

>>212670849
I am bloody well not fellow countryman

Trump fucks kids and passes them to bibi when hes done

>>212670753
i cannot on principles ever fund prostitution so no i would not pay

>>212670849
nigga that's a french idea

>>212670888
so you'd just slip out the bathroom window after, smart

>>212670863
Share with me?

how long before the german starts pushing a BBC agenda

>>212670842
Lower beings struggle to understand our power
You're getting all that powerful bacteria back into digestive tract

>>212670881
bibi fucks trump then passes him around the mossad office

Tyler Perry, he's the greatest guy. That Asian escort he brought me, her pussy was so tight... I couldn't help but fuck it!

Your local pastor has gooned before. Maybe even right after praying

>>212670931
they fuck too, just not adults. churches were turned into pedophile cults over a thousand years ago.

finna bout to play house flipper

Canadian chud is picking a fight FK but little does he know that FK has outlasted every power poster and the leaf is not even a power poster

I don’t engage with the haters I just live me life unbothered

>>212670967
I was a power poster before fk existed

had a dream where I accidentally sent a dick pic to my work DL containing every employee

>>212670995
DL?

>>212670923
Pic related is one of the scariest human beings on earth

https://youtu.be/4EqwjOFrXqc

>>212671001
dick list (guys you have sex with)

>>212670993
No one remembers you, see how that works?

>>212671032
that's by design, I was underageb& back then and now I'm closer to 30 than that age
I do not wish to relive my cringe past

>>212671001
Distribution list, basically you email something to that list and everyone who's on it will receive the email. For example, if you wanted to reach out to the entire accounting department, you'd email the accounting DL.

>>212671049
So you were outlasted as a personality, how does that contradict what I said

>>212671066
I did not say it was a contradiction (you are imagining things)

>dumbass goes to the gas station to put air in their tire
>air pups right up against the building, sandwiched between the store and the users car
>they fuck it up and decide to just leave the car there with a flat
good thing I bought a portable pump
bad thing is I don't know where it is

>>212671082
Why is your tyre leaking air?

>>212671100
niggers stole my air

>>212671100
tyre?

>>212671100
dunno, they were fine for a while and I figured the indicator came on just because of the pressure change or something when winter came around and the temps dropped
I figured it'd just go away as the weather warmed up butt wo of them are visibly looking flabby. I've got some green goo stuff to put in them that worked on my last car that had shitty tires, that'll make sure they don't go flat for at least 3 years

>>212669887 (OP)
The f1 brad pitt moovie was pretty whack

>>212671149
moovie?

>>212671100
Ezekiel prophecied about this

>>212671171
Lol

waiting at a bus stop and there's lightning and thunder everywhere

>>212671179
Are you dancing around dodging the lightning bolts?

business idea: lighting rods at bus stops to eliminate poor people

>>212669907
based & eliminating-browns-pilled

Carne asada is so good

The name's Dickens.

Shit Dickens.

>>212671184
nah I'm on the bus now.

>>212671179
Don't get on the bus, it's gonna take you to the Underworld

>>212671197
>>212671198
cool it with the elimination stuff

>>212671198
True Aussies are brown Zhang

>>212671248
Ok be careful make sure you hold your purse close to you

>>212671197
not the worst idea I've seen on /cum/

>>212671275
i have a vinyl drawstring bag thank you very much.
>>212671249
I'm going to an LGBT nightclub lmao.

>>212669982
holy based, me too

Feel like a piece of garbage. Need a giant mallet to appear above my head and smack me down into the earth

fuck my stupid trashcel life

accidentally refreshed the Youtube video I was watching instead of 4chan because I'm retarded.

>2025
>not having auto-update
l
o
l

i refuse to submit to the beast. i will update as i see fit.

so high that my eyes are bulging out like a cartoon character

Feeling more hopeful about my life and future now than I have in the last year

>>212671385

everybody's gay once in a while. ain't no shame in admitting it.

>>212671393
Glad to hear it anon. You and I are going to make it, not sure about some of these other losers THOUGH

Just trimmed my pubes

>>212671455
I need to do this
It's a jungle down there

>>212671427
This is what true love looks like
There are no age gaps in the heart

>>212671455
>>212671468
beta

Once you've seen the the truth, you can't leave it behind, it follows you home

>>212671471
if you're that fucking old why not

TORE IT UP AGAIN
I COULDN'T STOP AGAIN
LETTING GO TIL THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE WAY
FOUGHT THE FEELING THEN
I GAVE IN AGAIN
SWEET SURRENDER TO THE ANGEL I DENIED
WHEN YOU CAME TO LIFE
I WAS TERRIFIED
I KNEW THAT NOTHING ELSE WOULD EVER FEEL THE SAME
DOUBT CAME OVER ME WHAT KIND OF FATHER WOULD I BE
I KNEW THE TIME HAD COME TO STAND UP AND BE A MAAAAAAAAAN.

honestly i should just blow my brains out

>>212671471
This dude looks 100 years old

>>212671471
do you think she fucked him even once? seems like he'd die instantly.

>>212671495
No, you shouldn't.

>>212671501
yeah he's 24 and she's a succubus

>>212671453
Thanks bud, we will

one thing i like doing here is introducing zoomers to ancient boomer gossip

>>212671495
Do you think if you did your splatter would come out shaped like a leaf?

>>212671527
i get my boomer gossip from my dive bar of choice

>>212671331
That's some looney toons shit

>>212671527
we're still debating kennedy. i always just fell into the mob hit camp.

>>212671527
what do you mean, like bill clinton got sucked off the in oval office?

Soft drinks of choice

>>212671506
i am just tired man

>>212671531
prolly not, just mush ig

>>212671560
Don't disrespect the pizza parlor.

>>212671560
where in the FUCK is Epstein's client list motherfucker????????????

>>212671300
>I'm going to an LGBT nightclub lmao.
Jason....

>>212671471
>when you die but she keep succccin'

>>212671560
diet coke >>

>>212671560
A&W
Dr Pepper
Coke
in that order.

>>212671592
ginger ale fucking fuck

>>212671578
That's right, don't let that leaf go until he tells us

>>212671602
Do you fucking love Amerika???????

>>212671556
think he's talking about that bimbo she-devil and her ancient paypig
must've been the talk of the town way back when

>>212671560
cheerwine

>>212671560
Ginger flavored seltzer water

>>212671560
Plain lacroix

>>212671616
Fucking hell yeah mother fucking fucker!

Ordered too much goyslop award

WHEN YOU SUCK BUT SHE KEEP NUTTIN

true femcels

After years of drinking I've been sober 2 days and all the feelings I drank to avoid are starting to hit me and I want nothing more than to dive right back into drinking

>>212671659
Does she quack like a duck when you suck?

>>212671215
Did the mexicans invite you to one?
Carney-sada case-ideas are my favorite

everyone thought between two ferns was funny but I couldn't watch it cause of the cringe

>>212671656
Me every week

It's crazy how guys have no support system at all. Like I get really depressed 2-3 days a month and all I think in those days is blowing my brains out. If i tell this to any of my friends (I dont have very many of them), they just call me gay. Happens with you guys?

>>212671697
You need new friends

>>212671697
lmao why ARE you so gay tho

>>212671663
you just pushed right through? shoot, the first time i quit, i thought a lady was gonna have to call an ambulance. i saw scorpions in the rug and peed myself on her couch when the doorbell rang.

You come near me and I'm fucking slapping you bro. I'm not playing.

>>212671715
LMFAO

>>212671724
step across this line and i'll lick you

>>212671724
>slapping
alri sweetie whatever you say, you're a big girl

>>212671697
why are you canadian

>>212671714
I do anon, I just wish I wasnt so retarded.

>>212671715
>>212671737
stop

>>212671733
*Sticks my penis just barely over the line*

>>212671697
/cum/ is a support system for a lot of people, maybe you don't realize how important 4chan is to some people?

>He fell for the "therapy is for women" meme
lol
lmao

>>212669887 (OP)
ma-ke-donsko djevojčeee

>>212671655

>>212671781
First poster to acknowledge my edition award

only faggots talk about their feelings. miss me with that gay shit.

>>212671617
>must've been the talk of the town way back when
It was the tabloid news meme at the time, yes.

I wonder where he is now

>>212671655
blonde pussy is a fucking commodity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212671799
>>212671813
You're creepy

canada shouldn't exist and I don't mean annexation

Nobody cares about North Macedonia

>>212671820
The weak should fear the strong

>>212671697
I don't.

>>212671768
thanks anon, you just gave me some hope

>>212671775
therapy is indeed for women tho

>>212671811
probably suckin dicks for nickels

>>212671801
have a Serbian folk song from my drunk playlist that's set in Macedonia. It's in Morlach, a MK/BG-SRB sort of surzhyk, as it were
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zZJI1zocHA

>>212671775
Real men externalize their frustration and become extremists, terrorists, or leaders of revolutionary movements

>>212671832
you dont feel down or you have a support system?

>>212671836
>therapy is indeed for women tho
enjoy killing yourself like one

>people /cum/ to /cum/ just so I can make fun of them
some of you are alright

>>212671854
Uh someone needs to schedule more therapy sessions

>>212671768
i get the feeling that there were people bawling their eyes out during the shartening

btw, no one in the Balkans uses surzhyk as a generic term for patois, that was just my idea

>>212671854
women don't ever kill themselves though

my phone's battery percentage is the same as the temperature outside.

>>212671853
My death wish is not something I care to discuss with people

>>212671768
love that painting. i know van gogh had these wonderful sun paintings, but i always remember this one. feel like it.

>>212671854
women literally cant even kill themselves tho. it just guys blowing their brains out

>>212671836
men invented therapy
how many more things will we secede to them??
first the workplace, then college, then therapy, etc. this is nuts!!!

>>212671868
Wat are you talking about schizo
No one understands this star wars alien gobbly gook

bro you diggin in me brooo you diggin in a nigga

>>212671887
are you crack? tf are you even talking about?

>>212671887
Not even with a glowie? We could give you a little direction

>>212671913
>are you crack?
I don't believe so

>>212671864
I don't need therapy, I'm fine
That being said, I do recognize it's inherent benefits and if he has no support system aside from this place, I do believe that talking to someone trained to talk to fuck ups would be best
>>212671877
>>212671893
You say that, but when I was at college I watched a girl toss herself off of a parking garage at the end of our first week of classes

How about instead we do business idea 1: dig a nig
>where you dig in a nigga

OR

business idea 2: nigga's dig
>where niggas dig yo dirt

>>212671919
stop interrupting my radio station music with your activation codes please

>>212671894
how many therapy sessions do I need to go to? I get 15 sessions from my employer for free

>>212671902
Surzhyk is the Ukrainian-Russian patois used in the east of the Ukraine, because most Ukrainians can't even speak Ukrainian, it's either pure Russian or the patois. The very nationalist Ukrainian refugee woman I know imc spoke nothing but Russian before the invasion.

>>212671768
"Van Gogh wrote of his drawing:"
>Today and yesterday I drew two figures of an old man with his elbows on his knees and his head in his hands. I did it of Schuitemaker once and always kept the drawing, because I wanted to do it better another time. Perhaps I'll also do a lithograph of it. What a fine sight an old working man makes, in his patched bombazine suit with his bald head.
>It seems to me that a painter has a duty to try to put an idea into his work. I was trying to say this in this print—but I can't say it as beautifully, as strikingly as reality, of which this is only a dim reflection seen in a dark mirror—that it seems to me that one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the existence of 'something on high' in which Millet believed, namely in the existence of a God and an eternity, is the unutterably moving quality that there can be in the expression of an old man like that, without his being aware of it perhaps, as he sits so quietly in the corner of his hearth. At the same time something precious, something noble, that can't be meant for the worms. ... This is far from all theology—simply the fact that the poorest woodcutter, heath farmer or miner can have moments of emotion and mood that give him a sense of an eternal home that he is close to.

>>212671952
really depends on what you need, how serious your problem is, and how willing you are to tackle the problem

About to get really drunk award

>>212671971
I am a messed up individual. my brain is fried. i had a pretty rough childhood and sometimes get nightmares of my alcoholic dad screaming at me. havent seen or talked to him in years. bad enough for you?

also i get lonely easily and i am always a little depressed and sad or apathetic. i have a girl, some friends, great job, etc. everything on surface is going very well for me

watched a video about the Irish famine and I left a dislike because when the narrator said they left for north america the graphic only showed an arrow going to the US

>>212672007
Ah hwell ah maybe Canadians shouldn't've said cunlaaaa

>>212671989
basic bitch tier shit. man up and you'll be fine

Therapist or...the rapist?

>>212671989
Reminder that it's all your fault. You yourself are to blame. You deserved it

>>212671989
>i had a pretty rough childhood
Oh brother, not another one
Hit the gym and find Christ, get over it

>>212672046
Idk does your dad give as good advice as a therapist?

>>212672006
it doesn't do it for you either, does it? i have to think there's something wrong with us. in our brain chemistry. people are so happy with so much less. even the first. lonely. how? how are we lonely? here we are, talking. i have to think our troubles are something like an electrical short in our grey matter. something is malfunctioning in this machine.

>>212672046
This town isn't big enough for two rapists
I'm the only one doing any rapin round these parts

>>212672062
LOL sheesh anon have some tact will you

My wife, Kei Gai!

My Thai massage therapist recommends sir arways to have happy ending

>>212671844
Neat, thanks

>>212672082
*rapes you*

Surrey, BC needs to be nuked.

>>212672062
I am pretty jacked unorincally, but I have been very busy lately so cant work out as much as I'd want to

Killed the thread award for five minutes award

>>212672077
my girl grew up in a very loving privileged household. she never gets lonely.

>>212672167
learn to post morin

Gonna have to do a little bit a rapin' here pardner, sure you understand...

>>212672162
How about Sir Raped

>>212672170
so she's healthy! thank God for that.

Wish me luck. Leaving for Samarinda tomorrow to begin filming my new series, "Man vs. Orangutan: The Road to Victory"

>>212672190
but I'm not and that sucks

i broke your stupid crap moron

You have contracted rock joint

>>212672270
fucking zombies. you just won't let me look for these statues in peace, will you? lousy, rotting elves making everything take twice as long...

>>212672270
is that like greyscale?

>>212672255
that's a team fortress 2 reference
>>212672270
that's a skyrim reference

it's 7:20 PM, should I have a red bull

y'ever just sit in your truck?

>>212672305
I have Skyrim installed still but I've never really played it because I think Viking motifs in popular culture are tired and overplayed

>>212672323
No, I would suggest not having caffeinated beverages after about noon or 1pm so as to avoid fucking your circadian rhythm, outside exceptional circumstances where the energy boost is very much needed

>>212672327
while listening to Chicken Fried and sobbing into my white ten gallon hat and it was a pickup truck? YES!

>>212672323
It's 22:27, genius. What planet are you even on?

>>212672347
>>212672327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1ci0A6M1PQ&list=RDX1ci0A6M1PQ&start_radio=1

is pizza carbs?

>>212672347
Yeah pretty much but kraftwerk is on

bitches better have my thread ready

>>212672323
Get your clock fixed, it's 10:29
Also no, what do you need to stay up for that requires putting bull in your mouth

>>212672374
they should do this entire video again but with Jon Bernthal playing the brown guy and doing his parts

recycle
>>212669906