>>212674854 (OP)Back in uni, I was writing a simple activity report to my professor and I did something similar but in Swedish. I was doing a short paper on "Ditta" which is a genus of plants and I wrote "Jag skriver ett kort papper om Fitta" (I am writing a short paper on Pussy) and sent it in.
She was not happy with me and did not believe my excuses. But the truth was I was tired and half asleep when writing that email...