Why do Germans inspect their feces, including a taste test, before flushing it?
>>212696870 (OP)Don't knock it till you try it
They have a weekly Poopenkloaken Inspektion where the city sends out an inspector to take a look at your pipes, and if they detect a high amount of certain chemicals you get a fine, so in order to make sure you won't go over the colloquially named Kemikal Overdrag you have to diligently check your poop and adjust your diet that week accordingly
>>212697156are refugees exempt from this inspektion?
>>212697228No, in order to foster a greater sense of camaraderie and quicker integration, refugees are held to a higher standard and refugee camps even get toilets with built-in monitoring to make it easier to understand where the legal limit lies
>>212696870 (OP)It's an ancient practice of divining your future using the shape of your feces called stercuspicy. Yes it's real, google it.
>>212697489https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatomancy
>>212696870 (OP)Taste testing you would be gay.
Ha!