Anonymous

7/12/2025, 10:13:52 PM No.212697530
I was at work yesterday, and my coworkers and I were talking about taxes, and I said that I don't pay then. My coworkers were shocked, and exclaimed, "But that's illegal! That money helps the poor and the country! You need to contribute!" I looked them dead in the eyes and responded that I will only contribute to a country that gives me FREE SEX with HOT WOMEN whenever I want it, and doesn't allow any NIGGERS or BROWNS, to live in it. My coworkers began saying through their tears, "BIPOC and trans bodies deserve as much as us, and women don't owe you sex incel!" I got called into my boss' office, and he informed me that I was being fired for my transgression. I stood up and called him a NIGGER-LOVING FAGGOT, and before I could walk out, he stopped me and said, "Y'know what kid, you got guts! How would you like to be the new VP of this company!" I agreed, and as my first act as VP, I fired all women and minorities from the company.
True story!
True story!
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