Except it'll be in northern Virginia in the wealthiest county in the entire United States within 30 miles of the white house and CIA headquarters and the Pentagon.

What I'm going to do is learn how they started Jersey shore and follow from there and just make northern Virginia look like a white trash larrikin shit hole that it stops inviting the shittiest people in the country and the world over here.

Pretty much every woman here is coal burner bitch with 3 viral STDs and all have an unwarranted and irrational dislike for young and slim white guys and all of them fuck black guys.

Nobody here is social with each other, it's just a transient region where nobody makes long term friends and I want to ruin this regions image by making a nova version of Jersey shore to show the world that it's a trashy shit hole.

>>212741624 (OP)
I was born in Fairfax, but raised in Prince William County. What do I mean by this?

>>212741682
I was born in Portland Oregon then childhood in Florida then moved to Nova in my teens to now, I think at this point I'm either a larrikin born in the wrong country or a redneck born in the wrong region of the country

>>212741624 (OP)
This is one of the wealthiest regions in America, no way the women here coalburn. I think OP is an angry Timmy.

>>212741865
Now I know you're not from here, go to any Walmart and target and best buy and one Loudoun it's literally all black guys and Hispanic with white and black and brown and Asian women and white guys are always without women and the women here spread viral STDs like wildfire.

>>212741865
>no way the women here coalburn
Yeah I'm from there and you couldn't be more wrong.

>>212741624 (OP)
Good riddance.

>>212741624 (OP)
A jersey shore show about southern maryland would be much funnier
>t. lived in the boonies of st. mary's county for 5 years