The only brown country with both bad food and terrible music.

what's their food like?

>>212758028
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4&pp=ygUQTWFlc3RybyBkZSBwaXp6YQ%3D%3D

>>212757986 (OP)
I agree with music but I don't agree with food. You need to be a huge faggot to find pic related bad

>>212758077
This is gaúcho food. Brazil is a big country. Don't try to steal OUR food

>>212758103
Go suck a dick. The whole country eat this. Cope, seethe and dilate.

The key to the city of Recife

>>212758077
>Gauchud regionalism
cringe as fuck.
Anyway, if OP can't make the most basic research he don't deserve our food anyway.

Brazilian pussy is delicious though

>>212758028
pizza bbq sushi fried snacks with tropical crops

>>212758103
>>212758197
I am from Manaus and eating a delicious barbecue right now. Stay mad.

>>212758103
I didn't know only gauchos ate meat

>>212757986 (OP)
>terrible music
kys retarded, only USA and UK have better music than us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvX-pfQvrjc
>>212758077
baseadinho
>>212758279
uma delicia

>>212758077
BR steak is a sad meme. No french Sauces, no sides, 0 finese.

Cave man shit.

>>212758279
You're welcome to eat it and I hope you enjoy it, but it's not food from your area. That would be açaí with fish and things like that.

>>212757986 (OP)
Now that you mention it, that's actually true.

>>212758378
Who the fuck do you think you are to tell what people eats? Barbecue is exttemely popular here. Go suck a dick, incel

>>212757986 (OP)
>t.

>>212758485
Surstrømming is a Swedish specific thing.
>monkey education

We is gauchos and shiiii

You can eat out food, but it doesn't belong to the whole country. It's unique to these regions .

>>212758460
83 IQ post.

>>212758543
Sorry, nigga. You are not a special snowflake. I am in a restaurant in Fortaleza and eating pic related. 100% delicious

>>212758535
oh my bad, you all look the same

>>212758535
>implying you don't gobble yourself in that
kek

>>212758103
>>212758378
>>212758543
What's next? Posters from Sao Paulo say only them eat pizza? LMAO

>>212758611
83 IQ post

>>212757986 (OP)
I don't know about the food but some of their music is straight up vomitive. I shazamed this song because it was horrible.

>>212758635
>>212758619
>being so assblasted you double-post
Oof.

And that sheep head thing I doubt you can find outside of the faroese island. Still better than what you pass for food I imagine.

>>212757986 (OP)
most of SEA has bad food and bad music

>>212758768
>SAAAAR WE DON'T EAT GOAT HEAD SSAAARR PLS BELIEVE ME SAAR

>>212757986 (OP)
Their more traditional non-funk music is alright, their food is good too if you don't mind colon cancer

>There are 0 famous or widely enjoyed BR dishes
Statistically, that shouldn't even be possible.

Brazilian music is shit tier, but the food is god tier.

>>212758796
Google exists; knock yourself out macaco. Seething this hard is just a bad look.

>choro
>bossa nova
>terrible

>>212758795
The music is unbelievably awful but the food is delicious you're nuts

Only country round there you could say the food is bad in is the Philippines

>>212758816
Name a dish. Any dish.

>>212758768
not that anon who posted before haha
a flag like yours should never talk about food ever

So, what's a true Brazilian dish that I should try?
>Inb4: sopa de macaco

>>212758923
>albino pasta
God you macacos can't do anything right it seems.

>>212758902
Sopa de macaco

>>212758795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3QPTefh7bQ
they were nice decades ago

>>212757986 (OP)
With influences primarily from Portuguese, Spanish, and Indigenous cuisines, the caipira cuisine is closely tied to the traditions of Bandeirantes and Tropeiros, their journeys required food that was easily transportable and could be consumed at any time. This led to the custom of creating mixed dishes, primarily with meats, grains, and vegetables. The virado is one of the oldest dishes mentioned, first referenced in 1602 during Nicolau Barreto's expedition to the territories now known as Paraguay, Bolivia, and Peru. It was prepared over an open fire. Over time, after the discovery of gold mines by the bandeirantes and the cultivation of crops at their ranches, new ingredients began to be used, such as kale and smoked sausage. From the virado, other dishes emerged, such as Virado de Castro and Virado Lapeano in Paraná, Tutu and Matula in Goiás, Virado à Paulista in São Paulo, Revirado de Feijão in the Gaucho and Catarinense highlands, Tutu à Mineira, Feijão Tropeiro (common in various countryside regions), Kaol from Belo Horizonte, and many other variations.

The ingredients are diverse, but I highlight pork, corn, and carioca beans. Traditional ingredients also include chicken, beef, kale, rice, okra, peanuts, coffee and more. Of course, there are also ingredients specific to regions of Paulistânia, such as yerba mate, pine nuts, ants (içá), various fish, pequi, quince, and others.

Some famous dishes include feijão tropeiro, galinhada, pamonha, curau, biscoito de polvilho, caipirinha, angu, Minas and Canastra cheeses, virado à paulista, tereré, quentão, vaca atolada, bolo de milho, bolinho de chuva, leitão à pururuca, paçoca, tutu de feijão, doce de abóbora, and many others.

>>212757986 (OP)
The music is ass the food is not.

>>212759032
Kindly do not blame the Portuguese for your inability to cook.

>>212758173
chastity cage key

>>212758360
>>212758535
>>212758768
>>212758812
>>212758850
>>212758902
>>212758992
>>212759070
Indian meltdown kek

Caipira music styles

Moda de Viola
https://youtu.be/id_nlbibrfg?si=zCIPSlP_PjlnD26K
Pagode de Viola
https://youtu.be/lpGGNA6_920?si=EbeByBUeFmom8kVp
Moda Campeira
https://youtu.be/srZmAtWuOuk?si=iv-9oMdYg3FOyeBv
Recortado
https://youtu.be/72tRsfMTnVk?si=r87FJBAinTYOc5bK
Fandango
https://youtu.be/lhZNFXqmiNo?si=T2OwoBZoz702opFn
Cururu
https://youtu.be/d6wQHfB2aYA?si=DqVr32pQ8KmFcZXE
Rasqueado
https://youtu.be/7JMsdTPxKw8?si=hSdLFMZcypGum7OU
Guarânia
https://youtu.be/RwrgxanoeEE?si=b6Ix_wzeVQPsdVl_
Toada
https://youtu.be/1VpR_0yFSFw?si=suLWQI1j641rpueV
Toada balanço
https://youtu.be/msmTB0Q27JY?si=N0YpTs-hFuL7Yjmh
Arrasta pé
https://youtu.be/7aOd1ZDG5gQ?si=kWswq-w3jK925rta
Batidão
https://youtu.be/8PV8yjm3GF4?si=YxUmg-s8XZnfGjb7
Santa Cruz
https://youtu.be/gfgtgy3JLUQ?si=sJwgTxvKl5rLoiKG
Corta Jaca
https://youtu.be/_PLetLtx3X4?si=kLJ3fZus5Em6f-B2
Congada
https://youtu.be/cJ0ut4oXqDk?si=RXMenIx7LkCB6yNg
Folia de Reis
https://youtu.be/naRcUBWhLq4?si=aSgx6iNtiawxpdP4
Batuque
https://youtu.be/seFDUQjPAoU?si=pg5WNweqEk-n7bVf
Valseado
https://youtu.be/MJGhe2mqaYU?si=jkmrd9CrT2VGEjgm
Cana Verde
https://youtu.be/CPKL7UcnhEc?si=h2MJ33aOrCw_090_
Xote
https://youtu.be/aPSeINulxsQ?si=HT9knOlwTl_VByBI

>>212759070
>Portuguese food
>bad

>>212759084
Delete this you bloody benchood monkey i rape your father fuck you fuck bloody bitch

>>212759091
Ninguém vai ver isso macaco desesperado por atenção. Resume os posts.

>>212759150
Esses posters metido a cult sempre estragam essas threads. Não postam coisas de gente normal

>>212758077
Anyone can grill meat

>>212759037
>le grilled meat
If literally all you can present me with is plain meat thrown on some fire; you're from a nation with shit food.

I can get exactly that in HAITI. Goes well with the dirt cookies.

>>212759150
>>212759205
The Viola Caipira is the traditional instrument of the caipira culture.
It is a 10 or 12 strings guitar based on the Portuguese Viola that were introduced by the Jesuits in the early days of colonization in São Paulo as a tool to convert the natives, in this process some of their dances and rhythms were combined to the sound of violas, originating the rhythms of cateretê, cururu and Santa Cruz.
Over the time, the Bandeirantes explorers who lived in this environment began to build their own violas, making it a popular instrument.
These Bandeirantes were the first disseminators of Viola Caipira outside of São Paulo, they used to explore the continent in search of gold and precious stones, founding villages, farms and settlements in the interior of the continent, despite being dismembered from São Paulo by the Portuguese Crown, the Bandeirante settlements and their traditions remained in these regions, and it is still a tradition to this day.
https://youtu.be/0Qa_fI1ugXg?si=ZAW1stfmRoEqs5J2
https://youtu.be/_wRtJQVNXOw?si=JUQKhV5vk_sVH51m

This thread is the perfect example of why people keep making threads bulling brazilians: THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE BAIT
You make the same thread about mexico or india and you will get one or two replies top from those flags.
Ignoring obvious bait is a sign of high IQ that we brazilians unfortunately lack.

>>212758103
gaúcho food is just poorly done argie food

>>212759267
But Nordics don't even eat beef meat

>>212759292
It's not bait - reggaeton is genuinely subhuman and 99.9% of Europeans aren't aware of its existence for a good reason.

Culinary wise you're only know for raping the concept of pizza. Your only famous dish is sopa de macaco, due to the memes.

>southrannies unironically think they invented grilling meat with charcoal

>>212759368
>reggaeton
>sopa de macaco
They don’t exist here

>>212759378
Sao paulo trannies also think only they eat pizza and that food

>>212759368
>reggaeton
that's a spanish speaking thing, gentleman. No one in brazil knows what reggaeton is either. Our cancerous music genres are Axé, Pagode, Funk and Certanejo. Give them a listen in order to more accurately critique our abysmally poor taste

Rice and Beans its god tier plus with some mistura on top

>>212759355
We're a nation of pork eaters - More pigs than humans here, no joke.

Also, as a former farmhand at a beef cattle range: South American beef is not fit for human consumption. You sell the cheapest of the cheap; when cattle farmers need an example of shitty beef they bring up brazillian cattle SPECIFICALLY. I don't even blame you if you think I'm making this up but it's the truth.

>mfw I created both a cross-continent war and a civil war

>>212757986 (OP)
What food did you eat?

>>212757986 (OP)
Does your country have good food or good music?

>>212758279
nice

>>212759418
>Sao Paulo out of nowhere
Rent free

>>212757986 (OP)
By music you probably means what is popular nowadays, right? Popular Brazilian music used to be amazing back then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98NZXcarUiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npBAS4realQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNDbwixfGwI&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlm_SIw2YnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xt8Mp8oWzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTR5Lg2yMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVjmx_5dW-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAB4jWbRifg

>>212759516
>South American beef is not fit for human consumption

What a bullshit. Only Australians make beef better than Argentinians and Brazilians. Americans put fucking HONEY in their meat

This is my favourite piece of Brazilian music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4vlAsnvinA

Brazilian music is absolutely shit tier, no matter how monkey posters try to convince you otherwise. But the food is good.

why do you hues argue in english?

>>212759686
Because portuguese is a dogshit language?

>>212759639
Agreed. Australian barbecue is god tier. What the fuck do they put to they cattle to eat???

>>212759542
A peculiar thing about northern continentoids is that they're very haughty and smug, but with zero actual reason because they actually produce nothing of interest

>>212759368
>It's not bait
>raggaeton
Kek

>>212759686
english website

>>212759706
Look the size of average Australian cattle. This is why it's so good.

>>212759686
They're arguing for attention not for the sake of arguing
Brazilian posters are weird

>>212759639
>>212759925
I want to taste Australian BBQ so much. Too expensive.

https://youtu.be/ZAeLOWTfi0g?si=wsLdUkgwwRrH-2kt

>>212760076
It's indeed better than Argentinian. No offense Argentinians.

>>212760127
Impossible. I doubt it. Is it really this good? I will try then.

>>212758077
Man i really love this food in my country and also they have top tier transgirls too!

>>212759516
>when cattle farmers need an example of shitty beef they bring up brazillian cattle SPECIFICALLY.
Of course retard, european farmers are dead scared of competing with Brazilian beef because of the Mercosul deal. It's obvious they talk shit about it, how dumb are you? Do you also think they actually care about the forests or something kek

x tudo is fucking amazing

is it me or are there always a trillion brazilians ready to jump on a thread at any given time

>>212760583
the standing 'zilian army is always ready, always in position. Ready to defend brazil against a foreigner OR to attack brazil, against a brazilian. If a foreigner has a negative opinion of brazil, we must defend our great nation. If anyone has a positive opinion of brazil, we must crush that delusions and remind them of how terrible our country is. The duty never ends

>>212760583
Yes
Pic related

>>212760583
>>212759292

>>212759703
I've been learning it on duolingo and I think it sounds nice. Are you guys all learning English? Should I stop bothering?

>>212757986 (OP)
Our music is fine, actshually, probably better than norway's.
Our food is indeed shit and there's nothing special about barbecue, argies also do it better.
>>212760528
you're dumb af if you think euros don't have higher standards for cattle than we do, keep eating that cardboard.

>>212761910
>Our music is fine, actshually, probably better than norway's.
Literally name a single good song made in the last 20 years? Old stuff doesn't as we don't make music like that anymore.

>>212761356
dont listen to favelado you answered
portuguese is an extremely beautiful language but favelados cant speak it corrrectly. i think 90% of brazilians cant pass a proficiency test.
problem: since everyone dont care and dont bother with the language you wont get good conversations with brazilians so you gotta go european
problem: their accent are retarded lol

>>212757986 (OP)
Brazil would be a paradise had it been colonized by the British instead of the Portuguese.
Also they'd speak a more useful language now.

>>212762058
>Literally name a single good song made in the last 20 years
here's a secret: music is mostly nostalgia. you like the things you heard during your formative years.
i agree that favelado funk is particularly horrendous but it's not the only thing being made. most of it is on par with the crap produced by any other country.

>>212762221
>strawmanning and dodging the request
I accept your concession.

>>212762091
>British
Italians*

Arnaldo Antunes is fucking great tho

>ctrl f bunda zero results

I like Bossa Nova

I assume Brazilian youth only listen to gangster rap and Billboard pop like anywhere

>>212762962
my son listens to gabriel pensador all day

>>212759413
>>212759445
>we do not speak spanish saar, therefore no reggaeton saar
Negroes, please. You make reggaeton and its shit. The language being closer to actual monkeys noises does not exempt it from being reggaeton.

>>212760528
>Mercosul deal
Is a cope and a half and my time as a farmhand is way before it was relevant. You have shit cattle; sucks to suck.

>>212763044
generally speaking brazilians dont make reggaeton
btw do you have blue eyes *and* blonde hair? and by blonde i dont mean light brown. seeing as you have a danish flag lets hope you do because it would be shameful for you to be the negro here relative to a brazilian itt...

>>212763044
>>212763116
Bro, calm down. You were already banned twice in this thread alone. Imagine being this assblasted at some low IQ monkeys you have to ban evade just so you can mouth foam at us.

>>212763274
>banned twice
Warned twice; doesn't matter, me writing this out takes longer than to ban dodge. Keep impotently reporting me, macaco. Lol

>>212757986 (OP)
>Brazil
>brown

Uh? Ther are people of every race here.

>>212757986 (OP)
Our food is bland, but we arguably have better music than every other Latam country.

>>212757986 (OP)
their food is good

>>212762946
you can go to any of the 10 available dedicated porn boards, Dimitru

My 5yo nephew has somehow ended up really enjoying Brazil funk, but then also specifically some weird Tiktok meme parody funk songs. They take turns playing songs in the car and he just wants to listen to the weirdest shit that just sounds like some kind of cyberpunk clown van. The other day I think I heard like a chopped and screwed version of skibidi toilet

holy insecurity complex kek

>>212767002
It´s this for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In2camTkCeM
I discovered that the whole world is listening to this shit these days.

>>212763917
Cuba is better, but you are definitely second.

>>212762962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLhMxtuZr70&list=PL_bKAgO9uCN3eYafod8pYAJAkVJmBa4K6
The top list in Huezil
The top 1 kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLhMxtuZr70

>>212767608
>118,206,393 views 4 months ago
What the fuck

>terrible music

Ironic coming from someone living in Scandinavia, a region of the world whose only relevant contribution to music was....ABBA? Anyway brazilian music led directly to this godly album which means it can't be in any way bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QrFKUNRQbM

>>212767608
>whole world
lmao are hues just pretending at this point?

>>212767732
go back joao

>>212767734
Brazilians don't even know it exists

>>212767850
>look, bot replies
>brazil is a sucesss now ok???
kek

>>212767939
We have no doubt that Brazil is a global success.
I'm just talking about this music.

>>212768030
>We have no doubt that Brazil is a global success.
ah he's trolling

>>212757986 (OP)
they must be good at something

>>212768082
All you have to do is wear a Brazil shirt anywhere in the world.
The smiles automatically open, the genuine happiness of being close to a Brazilian shines through.
That's how it is.

>>212768151
people wear brazil shirts because brazil is a milquetoast country which isn't taken seriously and cannot offend anyone

>>212768205
People still use it.
And again, if I go anywhere on the planet wearing a Brazil shirt, I'll be welcomed. That's how it is, I don't have to do anything just wear a Brazil shirt.

>>212768379
kek imagine believing this
it's just a meme country which cannot offend
nobody thinks positively of brazil everyone thinks of favelas and soccer when they think of you. nothing more, certainly not the airplane

>>212759355
Damn, this is demoralizing. America needs to step it up. Fuck it, I'm going to order a quadruple cheese burger with an extra cheese burger on the side.

>>212768435
I and every Brazilian who goes travelling uses this technique.
You'll never feel smiles breaking out and people's guard down when dealing with you.

>I and every Brazilian who goes travelling uses this technique.
>You'll never feel smiles breaking out and people's guard down when dealing with you.

>>212768626
You can cry Chikaner
It's just reality.
If you had a Brazilian friend growing up in Brazil, you wouldn't be as bitter about life as you are now, kek.

I like the kind of favela music that's like one synth that's the most annoying sound ever made and then someone who is distinctly not a singer rhythmically chanting some portugese that is sped up and repeated before the drop. and the drop is just the same annoying synth and more chanting

I know that's not all brazilian music but it's probably the most "no fucks given" kind of music I've ever heard and it's pretty funny

also I thought bossa nova and samba was pretty well regarded

>>212758028
banana and pineapple on pizza

>>212769178
it´s more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8s8JlnGDVQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iaOggolA30

is this bad music

90s brazilian bands seem kino, haven't seen any substitutes for them yet

Por que vocês macacos estão tão trigados? Os gringos tem 100% razão, nossa música "moderna" é tudo lixo e todos nossos pratos que não são importados da europa, são um lixo também.

Calem a boca porra. You lost this debate take the L.

>>212758103
that's because niggers steal everything, eating mcdonalds would never make you american, pardinho fedorento

>>212757986 (OP)
Fuck off, retard. We're the kings of elevator music.

>>212757986 (OP)
As an argie I disagree with the "terrible music" part, they have great bands and musicians but they just don't listen to them nowadays
About the food I can't tell because I was too young to remember my holidays in Brazil. I only remember every supermarket had a machine with those rolling chicken that were super good. Also the ice creams that you could add whatever the shit you wanted and they charged you for the weight, I loved those.

>>212762091
Like Guyana?

>>212770513
Cala boca você o complexo de vira lata cuckhold ta morrendo e se quer voltar pra epoca que a gente abaixa a cabeça
VIVA A PATRIA BRASIL (quando é convenientemente atacada)

>>212763116
This deal has been talked about since the 1999