you wake up in Hawaii

where's the booba ladies dancing

Hi

it's russia

>>212778912
be careful what you wish for

>>212778956
Quarry Beach Rd, Kauai

>>212778912
there are volleyball players

>>212778893 (OP)
I am at peace knowing I am with my pacific brothers

>>212778912
they hang out at the SPAM aisle in the supermarket

>>212779096
>left
baby machine

>right
sex machine

Need another resort

>>212778893 (OP)
Seems like a good place to go if you got to had to be homeless. there is no dangerous land creatures on there and the weather is always warm. So you could just sleep at the beach and catch fish to eat.

>>212779336
I was homeless on Big Island.
There's no predators but the bugs will absolutely eat you alive and it's humid as fuck and it always feels like something is crawling on you, because there usually is

>>212778893 (OP)
>you wake up 600km north of Montreal
Vgh just like home

>>212779431
i want to go to canada skip all of the cities and drive north forever

>>212779374
>Big Island
>bugs
and somehow less irritating than the tweakers

>>212779568
There's a reason why Canadians don't live up there

>>212779568
It's rugged out there

Where's my heckin pokeball

>>212779568
I want to conquer one of those billion frozen islands

Skill issue

>>212778893 (OP)
Muh austronesian cousins.