>you wake up in a Tokyo apartment bed
>Guddo mōningu, anon-kun! Finary woke up? ^^ haha
What do?

I do look like this and say that

t. scored 8.9/10 on Photofeeler

Ask him who he is, what happened and where I am

Worry that he did unspeakable things to me in my sleep, then go get some katsudon.

>>212780706 (OP)
who the fuck is this nigga

Worry that I did unspeakable things to him in my sleep then go get ramen

>>212780737
be my husband

>>212780755
>>212780999
Japanese actor and heartrob even in Korea and China Kentarō Sakaguchi

>>212781605
He cute ash

>>212780999
My favorite K-drama actor

>>212781657
Wait till you see him smiling on video

>>212780706 (OP)
Give him milk

>>212780706 (OP)
sex

>>212785393
W-what kind of milk, Brazilanon...???

This thread is gay, dude

>>212780706 (OP)
>What do?
Sex, /int/ taught me that asians are docile and tight

>>212780755
>>212781044
>>212785393
>>212785512
>>212786180
How are you gonna do it though? Simply ask???

>>212780706 (OP)
his face is cute, but his penis is small 0/10 he doesn't have boyfriend potential

>>212787057
I'm going to put my penis in his arsehole, I don't think it needs a written explanation

>>212787112
Literally the most L'est of L takes I've ever had the displeasure to read, how can one even be so wrong is beyond me and borders on personally offensive

>>212780706 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/7uTiEHIGWkQ?si=kZw_dR4zXGew4xRB

>tfw no docile and tight Japanese gf(male) to cuddle and play vidya with

>>212785731
Milk from my cock

>>212780706 (OP)
To me he is a woman, which means I must steal her heart, then make her cum her brains out until her toes curl.

>>212788826
He's a handsome man!! Stop with the mental gymnastics!!

>>212788360
>looks exactly like a girl anyway
""""Bi"""" straightoids are mentality unwell.