American names piss me tf off

>justin vernikov
>kamillah gutiérrez
>lynn schulmann
>betty ariola
>rafael dinowitz

There is no rhyme or reason to any of this. Do better

>>212787168 (OP)
American Zoomers have that be like chinaqua hazer xavier jr

>>212787168 (OP)
you forgot
david silver
benjamin goldberg
jeffrey epstein

>>212787168 (OP)
>russian
>hispanic
>german
>???
>ashkenazi

In Australia, you either have British names or you're not thought of as actually Australian.

>>212787168 (OP)
Dontravious Quantell Gibson-Espinosa

>>212787168 (OP)
Congratulations! Your American wife is pregnant with triplets, and she's shortlisted the names on this board.

Which three names do you pick for your children?

>t. Anders Andersen

>>212787334
Eva and David are the only real names there. Everything else is unfit even for a pet you hate.

>>212787378
t. Muhammodrij Christovich

>>212787292
The third

>>212787378
>"Anders" comes from Greek "Andreas" meaning "manly" or "brave"
Its a good name

>>212787334
trapper, zerachiel, brantley
Americans need to bring back the insane names they used to have in the 19th century

>>212787334
>business idea: Dylan but with an extra n on the end for no reason

>>212787292
>>212787430
lol

>>212787334
>Elexia
My dad goes to a gym with the same name kek
>Question
Trapper, Fisher, Hunter, were caveman maxxing

>>212787168 (OP)
>dick invaginovsky