Gotta buy a cheap motorcycle, learn how to do some wheelies and start listening to Brazilian funk in my country before is too late.
>190cm+
>/fit/
>/fa/
>well groomed
>face shaped like a bicycle seat
>nice car
>nice house/apartment
>make 2000 after tax
>highly educated (university a must, college is for stupid people, trade school is for the mentally retarded)
>funny and witty
>have at least 5 friends
>don't smoke, do drugs or drink (except on special occasions)
>get along with family