Not raining on England? What the world has become

It's being Jeetiformed by its new population.

>>212810808 (OP)
in my shithole

>>212810833
can't understand how the english (note how I didn't say british) are chuddy as fuck but then allow stuff like this to be normal in their country. virtue-signalling redditmaxxing society.

>>212810965
The British government cracks down hard on unlawful opinions and openly hates the English people.

>>212810808 (OP)
It pissed it down here today
>>212810965
burning things down is very much a last resort for us as a people. we're all deaf from all the constant tutting though.

>>212810808 (OP)
why is it so... brown? what the fuck?

>>212810833
that guy looks so badass unironically

like a movie villan

>>212811140
there's a drought atm

>>212811140
the "brown" is population density. the uk's one of the most densely populated countries. as tight as a flea's ass and they have barely any room left to build.

>>212810877
wow, my weather forecast looks exactly the same except all the numbers are different

>>212811264
damn that's crazy

>>212811166
You think so?

>>212811205
generally true but its actually drought, it normally looks like this
the north west is not less populated than east anglia, it just rains more in the west

>>212811317
>I don't bloody think Sharia allows it!

>>212810808 (OP)
we've had like two inches of rain in three months, my vegetable garden is truly suffering

>>212811489
>my vegetable garden is truly suffering
Why don't you just spray it with your hose?

>>212811503
Not enough cum

>>212811546
I meant your garden hose you silly goose

>>212811557
They don't have those in the UK dumbass

>>212811582
We do, we call them woozle doozies

>>212811608
in australia they call them wazzas

>>212811503
we unironically have hosepipe bans at the moment in many places
do you have hosepipe bans in your countries?

>>212811655
>do you have hosepipe bans in your countries?
Maybe that's a thing in like Arizona or some desert hellhole but even in severe droughts here there's no restrictions on water use.

>>212811627
In Germany, they're called vaterdesperten!

Imagine not having freshwater lakes big enough to experience tides in your country to quench your unlimited water needs.

>>212811698
Oh good.
We do sometimes because this is what some of our reservoirs looked like the other day

>>212811824
imagine just standing on the cliffedge with your mouth wide open and just getting a big ol' gulp of sand and fish shit

>>212811824
freshwater waves are actually more dangerous because they are steeper and don't roll as much

>>212811838
>that bridge
truly a son of rome

>>212811994
for me, it's the ribblehead viaduct

>>212811140
We're on our third heatwave of the year so far.

>>212811140
You know why.

>>212811838
Aren't you people at the same latitude as northern Canada? They have literally a million lakes up there. Why don't you just build more reservoirs and have them fill up during the rainy season so you don't have these problems with reservoirs built 300 years ago? Lake Mead was built less than a century ago to support the needs of a literal desert metropolis and it's still full enough to also support a huge hydroelectric plant.

>>212812128
my nigga, the colorado river doesnt even reach the ocean half the time because of this shit. everyone who lives around that lake is water-stressed

>>212811921
Freshwater is more dangerous in general because objects are less buoyant in freshwater.

>>212812167
Yeah because you niggas live in a literal desert, the UK isn't a desert it's a temperate forest area at the same latitude as Newfoundland.

>>212812128
mate we've been trying to complete a trainline between our two biggest cities for 14 years and there's fuck all progress, no one's building anything on this island let alone a new lake.

>>212812242
>no one's building anything on this island let alone a new lake.
Literally just build a hole in the ground somewhere that gets a shitton of rain and build pipes so that water from there gets to where there is no water currently. Don't you guys build reservoirs in Scotland and Wales and those places that are green because they get the moisture from the Gulf Stream raining down on them from the mountain rain shadow effect?

>>212812302
great plan, unfortunately it has to go through court 9001 times, every fucker is objecting to it, environmentalists are shitting and pissing everywhere and the project cost has now increased by a factor of 20

>>212812365
I'm glad New York made it ironclad state policy that water needs trump all other considerations 90 years ago and even the most faggot greenie can't obstruct the state's interest in preserving unlimited water access to New Yorkers.

>>212812428
yeah we could do with that too
the other issue is that each region is controlled by different companies (since privatisation to give the consumer choice, even though you have no choice at all its dictated by where you live) and they only share water in small scales based on agreements they make between each other
there's a big reservoir being built near portsmouth but god knows when that'll be finished and when it is the £340m cost will be paid by the bill payer
meanwhile yookay water companies lose a fifth of their water through leaks but you can't make them do maintenance or anything because the shareholders want their dividends.

>>212810877
Extremely comfy weather, I envy you

>>212811166
He was arrested recently

The World is going to hell, i'm from Patagonia and theres no snow here. It's been the most dry autumn/winter that i can remember.

>>212812566
Water and electric is private here, but they face draconian measures by the government if they make the Democrat party look bad, and the understanding is the government will immediately scapegoat them if a natural disaster that makes citizens complain makes the Democrat party look bad. That's the price of monopoly.

>No reservoirs have been built in the UK since 1992
>Water leaks waste about 1/5th of all English water
Bruh wtf that's crazy

>>212813620
>Water leaks waste about 1/5th of all English water
no way

bump. this is strange, we need to get to the bottom of this