Non-americans would you want Crumbl Cookie bakeries iyc? Each cookie they make is 1000 calories and they come out with a new goyslop flavor menu every week

I've started making my own American cookies recently
The stuff you get at supermarkets is just slop you feel like shoveling into your mouth with no satisfaction but homemade rich cookies are great
https://www.seriouseats.com/the-food-lab-best-chocolate-chip-cookie-recipe
I follow this recipe mostly

Fat asses on reddit even leak the menu ahead of time. These are the flavors for next month

>>212817752
>"leak" the menu
>one of them is still labeled "Top Secret"

>>212817738
Why are those cookies considered american?

>>212817752
>>212817786
AHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE

>>212817687 (OP)
>>212817752
I've been seeing these places pop up everywhere and I was wondering what their deal was. Makes sense now, I might actually stop in one. Those look really good although I'm sure it's $10 a cookie or something stupid.

>>212817786
Everything else is whatever, I do NOT get labubus, those things are hideous and they all look the same.

>>212817822
You can get 6 cookies for ~$23

>>212817687 (OP)
>>212817752
would all

>>212817904
I wonder if they would make a kimchi flavor if they opened a store in korea

If I want something sweet I can just go to a bakery right now

>>212817804
Because it's an American import, we don't eat cookies traditionally only biscuits

crumbl cookies taste like dogshit, no idea they were 1000 calories tho lmao.
>>212817995
a local bakery makes kimchi croquettes and they taste fuckin delicious

>>212817687 (OP)
Nah bro I now cut flour and sugar in my diet.

>>212817687 (OP)
overpriced slop

>>212818955
Isn't kimchi sour? That sounds gross

>>212818995
Impossible because 90% of korean food has sugar

Every time I cook an amer*can recipe I cut the sugar in half otherwise it's disgustingly sweet
You people live like pigs, no refinement, no elegance in food, you only care about stuffing your fat mouth with grease and sugar
Thank god I'm french, we're all living dolls as a wise japanese once said

>>212817687 (OP)
No

>>212821453
>praise Allah I'm French
Dude, your country is fucked.

>>212817687 (OP)
>>212817752
You just know a fat brown woman started this thread. Could not be more obvious. How ugly are you?

>>212817687 (OP)
No that looks too sweet