How your typical ""med bvll"" compared to the average American man

Ronaldo was always zesty looking

>>212841803 (OP)
one is a literal cuckold, the other isn't

>>212841803 (OP)
(typical american on the left)

>>212841860
not brown enough

>>212841803 (OP)
Tom Brady is so fucking hot

>>212841803 (OP)
fun fact: both of them are gay

>>212842026
but only one kisses his son on the lips

Yeah but only CR9 is goat

>>212841803 (OP)
is tom brady the only popular handegg player that isn't black?

idk about that nigga on the right but despite him not being that tall Ronaldo regularly humiliated defenders way taller than him while also outrunning pacey merchants.

>>212844242
most quarterbacks are white and that's the most important position there
haven't watched in a long time but that's how i remember it being

>>212844242
Travis Kelce is probably currently the most world wide famous and he is white (most of fame is from gf btw)

>>212844242
Handegg is engineered to let black people be the best at it. Play stops every 30 seconds for a setup/ad break, meaning the sport prioritises short bursts of speed which is what blacks are notoriously good at. The reason blacks aren't as dominant in football is because play rarely stops and you have to do more than just run forwards and be big like a retard.

>>212844242
He plays quarterback. It's a position that's mostly white and one of the few positions on the field that don't require you to be a giganigga

>>212845530
>Travis Kelce
He looks and dress like a nigga though, so he's a honorary black

>>212845530
>world wide
Bruh