Anonymous

7/17/2025, 1:29:24 AM No.212845837
They joke about it being a cult, but it sounds like they're unironically in one. I saw a video once testing a luxury bread toaster and the top comments were indignant American karens proudly going on about how much better their air fryer would make it.
What the fuck even is an air fryer anyway?? You CAN'T fry with air. You fry with fucking oil (and it being the US you KNOW it's never extra virgin olive oil but fourth-choice hydrogenated twice-bleached seed motor oil).
And no I'm not actually interested in knowing so spare me, it's so obviously such a blatant marketing term, one designed to sound paradoxical and intriguing to lure the cattle. From the way they talk about it you would think it's gonna save them from eating like they have socialised healthcare or from being morbidly obese with yet to discover types of diabetes, or well at all. Go fuck yourself you and your totem voodoo consoom doodoo glorified grill, you WILL never eat healthy on a societal base because you don't have an organically structured culture of it. Bye.
What the fuck even is an air fryer anyway?? You CAN'T fry with air. You fry with fucking oil (and it being the US you KNOW it's never extra virgin olive oil but fourth-choice hydrogenated twice-bleached seed motor oil).
And no I'm not actually interested in knowing so spare me, it's so obviously such a blatant marketing term, one designed to sound paradoxical and intriguing to lure the cattle. From the way they talk about it you would think it's gonna save them from eating like they have socialised healthcare or from being morbidly obese with yet to discover types of diabetes, or well at all. Go fuck yourself you and your totem voodoo consoom doodoo glorified grill, you WILL never eat healthy on a societal base because you don't have an organically structured culture of it. Bye.
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