>no, I don't want to sign up
>no, I don't want to download the app
>no, I don't want to have a 7 day free trial
>no, I don't want to save to the cloud
>no, I don't want to do this online via the website
>no, I don't want to drop an enquiry
>no, I don't want to tell you "a bit about myself"
>no, I don't want to share this to WhatsApp
>no, I don't want to sync this with Google devices

>>212852856 (OP)
Happens

Do you want to recieve notifications and enable cookies though?

It's funny how the options you get are always
>yes
or
>no, thank you
Pure humiliation

>>212852856 (OP)
>no, I don't want to do this online via the website
it's the opposite, lots of services don't like it if you go to their normal website, they redirect you to their ad-riddled, spyware-infested app instead

>>212852856 (OP)
Tomorrow you'll have to provide your ID too.

based

>>212853464
My fucking email provider
>No you cant open the website on phone now you HAVE to use the app teehee

>>212852856 (OP)
Why, yes, I do want your toolbar browser extension

>>212853554
Surely it's been 10-15 years since that was a thing.

>>212852856 (OP)
I swear to god I get mad when even the literally who bar on the corner wants me to download their shitty app
The only app I've downloaded recently was my gym's which of course HAD to get their own app and instead of getting in with the keychain they gave me, now I have to open their app, wait for it to load, get a QR code and scan it at the turnstile when I enter. Literally 1984.

>go to a restaurant
>sir, scan the QR to read our men-
Physical or I leave. Or better yet, be a good wagie and tell me.

>>212853669
the chad move is to look up their menu online and order right as you're sitting down. Saves a lot of time and you don't get people scratching their heads for 15 minutes wondering what to order

>>212853669
tsmt

>>212852856 (OP)
You should visit my website then

>>212853941
No, too much effort. I rather make the wagie work

>>212853669
Fucking this. They'll take your money and you're not even sure your order went through and I don't have a receipt so I can't prove anything. Why don't you get your fat ass over here and type my order out on your iPad

>>212853941
What's the point of the wagie being there then? Might as well just walk up to the chef and tell him what I want