I think the reason why Americans/Westerners don’t need to spray water up our asses every time we poop is because our poops are hard and solid, leaving little to no residue. Middle Eastern, South Asian, East African food is mushy baby food texture. Of course their poops will be messier and more softer.

>>212883125 (OP)
nibba, I shower after I poop regardless. Up your hygiene standards.

>>212883125 (OP)
>>212883149
Cleaning your arse after shitting is very feminine

>>212883125 (OP)
You smell like full diapers. Disgustang. Wash your butts. Bidets are a solved problem.

>>212883125 (OP)
Europe does use bidets, though.
Also, if your poops are solid and hard, your anus could bleed and you aren't getting enough fiber. Sausage-shaped, softer poops are healthier.

>>212883125 (OP)
Martshart footage is ubiquitous so we know this isn't true. It's time to join the civilized world

>>212883125 (OP)
Americans barely eat fibre. That's why your shits can get mess or hard to clean.

>>212883282
retarded anglo-saxons btfo

>>212883125 (OP)
Kek your "people" literally dribble shit out their arses just walking around Walmart.

>>212883149
You take a shower 2-3 times a day?
>>212883212
Not really, I didn’t experience that in Germany or Poland.
>>212883282
>>212883343
I’m referring to a traditional western diet, not whatever slop walmartians eat.

>>212883430
>traditional western diet
Millet, boiled offal, beer and stale bread? Because that's what our ancestors traditionally ate unless you were landed gentry or royalty.
You fucking idiot.

>>212883430
>I’m referring to a traditional western diet, not whatever slop walmartians eat.
Dumbass 99% of Americans are slop eating walmartians

>>212883479
You left out dulse/Seaweed

>>212883125 (OP)
Americans never fail to embarrass each other
Wash your fucking ass

>>212883479
>erm actually this medieval peasant slop is your real traditional food
Can you kill yourself?

>>212883565
Traditionally your ancestors ate exactly that. Retard.
>Hur actually my ancestors owned half of east bumfuckshire according to my grandpappy who had dementia

>>212883620
I’m obvious referring to our current traditional food, not our historical food. Imagine saying that tomato and egg stir fry isn’t part of Chinese traditional food even though it’s eaten almost everyday by them, just because tomatoes were not around a thousand years ago?

They do what to their asses?

>>212883182
sup sanjeev
>>212883430
I shower at least twice a day, yes. Once in the morning after my shit, and once more before I sleep. Add a third if its a workout day or I do something that makes me sweat like hike or do yard word.

>>212883125 (OP)
I have a Japanese toilet and it's the best purchase I have ever made.
>self cleaning
>auto lid with light
>bidet
>heated seat
>auto flush
Just using toilet paper is disgusting.

>>212883810
How do you keep your bathroom so clean?

>>212883823
By cleaning it regularly. Like the rest of my home..

>>212883823
He sold his western soul for a toilet. Who knows what else was part of the deal?

>>212883125 (OP)
>>212883125 (OP)
>Americans/Westerners don’t need to spray water up our asses every time we poop
Dio cane! Then explain why Italians which are culturally the most western of all people wash their ass with water.

Us japanese also use water despite not eating indian food

>>212883479
no turnips?

>>212883810

>>212883125 (OP)
The real reason they use the spray because toilet paper clogs their drains, they put their shit covered toilet paper in a bin next to the toilet but naturally spraying your arse with water is preferable to a basket full of shitty toilet paper

>>212885080
Only the Chinese do that and they don't even use bidets.

men who are obsessed with foods are gay

>>212885175
no I only look and act like it

>>212883125 (OP)
Improve your plumbing so you can flush toilet paper and install toilet seat bidets everywhere. It's basic hygiene

just wash your ass
why are normies obsessed with washing their hands when they don't even touch the poop? your ass touches the poop wash it you dirty nigger

>>212883430
>traditional western diet
Meaningless

>>212883479
>Because that's what our ancestors traditionally ate unless you were landed gentry or royalty.
No, everybody in Scotland ate meat regularly
That was just in Angloslaveland and eating bread was very rare in the north