I went to Mexico for this first time.
As a gringx it was a very enlightening experience.
In Yucatan there are no flies, no mosquitoes.
It is warm and sunny all the time.
The fruits taste sweeter than in USA.
The rains are spontaneous but pleasant and usually only happen in the mornings right before everyone wakes up.
There's a beach and beautiful azure waters.
People take siestas all the time.
The history and culture is well preserved. Everyone is proud to have Mayan heritage and tell you about Mayan ruins/artifacts. They don't just bulldoze indigenous remains to build Walmarts and crap like we do in the US.
This gives the place an absolute GIGA TON of SOVL.
Everyone is poor as fuck but they're all happy despite it.
If thirdies on this board ever tell you that they suffer they're lying.
Leaving Cancun to return to infernal gloomy hellscape that is the Midw*st is unironically the most painful thing a sentient being can experience in this reality.
Mexibros... you DON'T suffer.

Then move there.

We all know it's where you belong.

>>212883207
This Brazilian anon is currently laughing at me, typing this on a beach in a hammock, drinking delicious fresh fruit juice, while is his slutty big bunda latina maid sucks him off.
Meanwhile I'm trapped in Satan's cornfield, USA.

You live in the land of tornadoes and white people, you cant suffer there wirh that golden and green praires full of corn crops. The pigs of Yucatan cant compete with that.

>>212883176 (OP)
Yucatan isn't real mexico. I'm surprised they never broke off like the other centracas.

>>212884140
Yucatan has mariarchi.
Midwest has emo.
Tell me which group of people wants to kill themselves more.

>>212884140
>golden and green praires full of corn crops
That's the issue. The Midwest basically got hooked onto corn despite having the soil+tech to pursue other options and market niches but they all go corn because they get paid for it no matter what.

>>212884193
Mariachi is jalisco. Yucatan literally has no culture other than larping as mayans

>>212884193
>Yucatan has mariarchi.

>>212883176 (OP)
Facts! Mexico is beautiful, and soulful, and a ton of fun. And yet their people, lied to about the American dream, flood into this hellhole for some reason.

>>212884222
>Yucatan literally has no culture other than larping as mayans

Larping.

FUCKING HELL, that's not a LARP. There's plenty of Mayans there, if anything they usually feel ashamed of being indigenous.

>>212884305
Idk the guy who was showing my family around was pretty happy to be part Mayan.

>>212884305
>>212884404
I am part mayan and I prefer my European part because it's christian and goes to heaven. Also, all indio blood is inherently criminal, thieving and evil.

>>212884224
I'm new to all this mexico stuff. I've only been to like two states down there. Besides you probably don't know where exactly country music is from.
>>212884437
>being indio is satanic o algo
Jesus fuck sometimes it's like mexicans are begging for mormons to come brainwash them

>>212884468
>Jesus fuck sometimes it's like mexicans are begging for mormons to come brainwash them
He already is so not ike it matters lol

>>212884468
>Besides you probably don't know where exactly country music is from.
The Devil's crossroad in Mississipi

>>212884437
>indio blood is inherently criminal, thieving and evil
Is that true tho? Yucatecos are the most peaceful but least mutted mexicans

>>212884550
He's probably just some self-hating faggot

>>212884182
They tried but they were rekt in the caste war so they came back crawling

>>212884437
can this be a chicano who isnt a hostile culture warrior? did i get spliced into a different timeline?
>>212884571
or a different brown larping as mayan for some reason

>>212886265
>>212884182
they broke off twice and twice they came back on their own.

>>212884468
>Besides you probably don't know where exactly country music is from.
Everybody knows Nashville is the country capital of the world.

Man, I really feel bad for Yucatecos. They could have been a first world country if they weren't tied to this bad joke of a "nation" called México.

>>212887136
sudaquita como te va? no deberias estar descansando para tu turno en la maquila?

>>212887177
Ya quisieras que fuera sureño. Pero respeto más a un yucateco que a un chilango o a un chiapaneco.

>>212887393
sorry mr. norteño del hispa. siempre te confundo con el sudaca