We've gotta talk...

>>212889838 (OP)
you need a photo of you with your full face getting a dick in your ass to get the pink slip

>twitter screenshot thread
yes apparently this is true but it practically never happens and i have never heard of a thing about this for either top or bottom gay because we don't have gays here

>>212889918
>we don't have gays here
Do you want me to post the Ottoman gay orgy paintings?

>>212889918
>we don't have gays here
Do you want me to post the Ottoman gay orgy paintings?

>>212889918
It happens. A family friend didn't serve in the military because he was a bottom

>>212889973
did he submit proof or they just took his word for it?

it wouldnt be a problem if you didnt miss as much

>>212889951
>>212889969
why do you need to project like this
is this the way you cope with your whole country being faggots

>>212889918
its the trooncord

>>212888283
>>212889955
>>212889838 (OP)

>>212889838 (OP)
If WW3 happened could you skip the draft by getting fucked in the ass?

>>212889918
>>212889838 (OP)

>>212889994
There are two ways to do it. You either show them a pic of you getting fucked in the ass with your face visible or have a doctor examine your ass. Apparently even if you get fucked once in the ass, doctors can tell. I don't know how he did it but he got what we call a ''pink certificate''
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_certificate

>>212890102
Why would anyone speak so openly and brazenly about such an embarrassing fixation?

>>212890045
>50% of Turkish men now can't fight for their country

How are they gonna win the war if that happens?

>Interview with a Homosexual Draftee
>"With the picture it was a bit difficult. The face had to be recognizable as well as the penis and the ass. To put all this into a square was a bit complicated. Twice I got cramps because of the position. […] I also got humiliated at the selection, before they announce it [the final diagnosis]. There are about 12 military people, big ones, with uniforms and everything. […] They all looked one by one at the pictures and I had to bring ten pictures, ten different positions there. This is the difficulty of course, but I managed to do it. And at every single picture they looked and compared it with me. I was standing in the middle. And then they asked me questions. For example which positions I like and if I use this position they see regularly. Questions like that."

>>212890107
hmmmm... I'd probably rather avoid the draft some other way, maybe by becoming obese or displaying mental illness

>>212890179
>mmmm tell us how you like it, boy

we also have a similar thing, it is pretty normal for chud countries that have mandated conscriptions

>>212890179
Fucking kek. Then again you must really have no self respect if you'd rather go through this humiliation ritual instead of normal military like everybody else

>>212890390
the forced conscription is the biggest himuliation you can receive in your life.
You simply became a slave for the state for "man up" which means cleaning the toilet and listening the orders of narcisistic chuds.
Also if you live in third world unstable states you may go to frontlines and lose a limb or two
>self respect chud!
You just wont understand it, your country doesnt even have a forced conscription

>>212889838 (OP)
>>212890102
Proof that roaches are wh*te.

>>212890450
I would rather be forced to clean toilets for a year or half a year than be forced to have my ass raped in front of others and then apply for a literal pink faggot certificate, even if that means I'm getting sent to H*kkari. Also you can just avoid by being a fat nigger like >>212890186 said so why have your asshole spread wide open?

>>212890450
Did you too show your bussy to the military council?

>>212890450
>humiliation

They're faggots. Their entire life is a humiliation ritual. Showing they're fucking other guys isn't humiliation.

>>212890450
>You simply became a slave for the state for "man up" which means cleaning the toilet
I don't how it is in Azerbaijan but here if you're a university graduate, you don't clean toilets. You can actually become a sub-liutenant and even get paid during your conscription. It's fun

>>212890032
>canada
>finland
>india
Of course it's all Indian flags. I still have no clue why those niggers are so obsessed with us.

>>212890596
it's probably because I made a thread asking people to choose between living in india, pakistan or bangladesh and pajeet bridage lost their minds I guess

>>212889838 (OP)
In Russia we don't have gays in the military. Neither top not bottoms.

>>212890717
I need a certain Romanian poster here to fact check this..
Maybe even throw in some informational webms on the issue.

>>212890179
>ten photos and in depth interviews about how the guy gets railed
Lmao
Do they conduct the interview in harnesses and chaps too?

>>212890179
They should do more rigorous tests. Like getting fucked in the ass for 10 hours by 10 different men to see if they cum. If they do, then they're verified homo.