How do we save the fair maidens of Sweden from the orange plague?

>>212897177 (OP)
We don't. We stop making threads about that country too.

>>212897177 (OP)
CONSTRUCTED

Every extra shade of orange means 10 more hook ups with Italian men on vacation

you might think I'm joking but swedes eat a ridiculous amount of carrots, like they eat shitty small carrots as a side dish almost every day, it's kinda cute actually

anyway, is it fake tan or betacarotenes? yes

>>212897177 (OP)
So Blumpf is a Nordoid cause he also orange?

>>212897177 (OP)
Are there any downsides to having a Swedish wife, aside from the aforementioned predilection towards orangeness?

>>212897177 (OP)
No bogan control yourself
You’re nouncy

>>212897568
They can't cook

>>212897177 (OP)
how the fuck do they look old?

>>212897606
I don't really mind, plain food is fine for me if they look like pic related.

>>212897177 (OP)
does she not look australian?

>>212897712
You will eat A LOT of carrots. The average Swede eats 4 times more carrots than the average European, over 10kg of carrots per year on the minimum, probably around 30kg per year being realistic. It's crazy, they are literally orange because they can't fucking stop eating carrots all the time.

>>212897824
This is literally me

>>212897824
Every time I eat a carrot I am happy so there's no problem.