if you had to learn either japanese, chinese or indonesian, which would you choose and why?

Indonesian because that's the only one with a latin alphabet

I already chose Japanese years ago

Chinese because it’s the future

Indonesian because all the other languages have weird writing systems

kill myself at the gate of the airport

>>212910493 (OP)
indonesian because i'm le edgy contrarian 4channer
my actual answer would be japanese

>Japanese
Pros :
The least ear bleeding language out of them
Cons : Only spoken in a dying country
>Chinese
Pros : Maybe the most useful language in the world, Very high in demand.
Cons : You have to deal with ch*nese people
>Indonesian
Pros : Cavemen tier language, very easy
Cons : People are cavemen too

>>212910493 (OP)
I would have chosen Indonesian but apparently they have as many dialects as they have islands and they have hundreds of islands and I don't want to deal with that.
Chinese I heard also suffers from like different dialects and shit.
Japanese is probably more standardized than both of them, plus I like the food, culture, and women better, and I think the men also look better which is important in case I ever have a half Japanese son.

>>212910809
future epicnamebro lmaoo

>>212910845
What's epicenamebro

>>212910570
how's it working out for you?
>>212910660
>People are cavemen too
I've never met an indonesian in real life so i cant comment on them but I've known many filipinos. don't know how similar they are to each other thoughbeit

>>212910660
>>Japanese
>Cons : Only spoken in a dying country

Haha.

>>212910888
>EpicNameBro
>first and most popular Demon's Souls and Dark Souls Youtuber
>made the first english walkthroughs and lore analyses for the series, helped popularize the series in the west
>gets called by Bandai Namco to write guidebooks and have meetings with FromSoft
>moves to Japan, gets married there
>brings his Japanese wife to America, they try to have children
>two miscarriages, one success
>turns out the miscarriages were actually abortions
>wife doesn't like living in backwater Mississippi, takes the kid and moves back to Japan
>Bloodborne comes out, ENB tries to promote it as usual but can't because all the fetuses and miscarriages give him PTSD
>people start making fun of him and calling him EpicNoBaby
>he goes on mass banning rampages on Youtube, then closes the comments and retreats to Twitch
>streams Souls games all day while throwing crying fits and depressive rants about his wife, constantly compares game villains to her
>slowly becomes a forgotten relic aside from small cult-like Twitch following

>>212911125
I see. And why do you suggest I'm like him? For starters, I'm in California, and Japanese LOVE California. There's even lots of Japanese grocery stores and Japanese diaspora here. No comparison with a shit hole like Mississippi. Secondly, I'm fertile, no history of miscarriages in my family.

>>212910660
people learn ancient greek too

>>212911446
i don't want to say that it was a joke because i really feel bad for the guy
but yeah i was just fucking with you..
hopefully you'll find your dream japanese girl and everything goes according to plan!

>>212910809
Learn standard baku dialect so you can use it in malaysia, brunei and singapore

>>212910493 (OP)
Chinese but exclusively classic Chinese and I'll will refuse to speak to anyone Chinese in anything other than middle Chinese

>>212911522
Oh. It's not really a set goal I have. I likely won't even go to Japan, but I was just opening it up as a possibility. >>212911545
Is that spoken in Indonesia too?

I will learn Standard Mandarin in the Beijing dialect then score 8/10 Northern Han honeys, get an investment banking associate job in Hong Kong and laugh at all of you from my high rise condo suite in Wanchai