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Why did Christ die for us? He had no reason to.
his dad (himself) told him to
>>212918337Why? What did He gain from it?
Someone here before said something like
"Jesus can be resurrected anyways. He didn't sacrifice his life, he only sacrificed his weekends." Had a good kek at that, wish I saved it.
The God of Love, the conqueror of Death. It’s as was written.
Imagine you made an mmorpg
There's a bug that locks people's accounts, you need to fix it, and the easiest fix is to create a character for yourself, log in, and get rid of the bug from there by getting yourself killed in some odd conditions
>>212918449God is a Blizzard dev? Tbh I'd expect Satan to be a Blizzard dev
>>212918322 (OP)He (The real dude who died 2,000 years ago not the one from the fairytale) probably thought God was gonna come save him before he died and then usher in a messianic age. This didnt happen obviously. You can tell this is what he thought because even the Bibble quotes him as saying "father why have you forsaken me?" As if he couldnt believe that Yahweh would really let his "son" die horribly on the cross. Poor sod, oh well at least he got a weird death cult out of it.
>>212918471Just like in Rick and Morty. Wubba lubba dub dub!