Why are they like this?

Water is soy now?

>>212934137 (OP)
Gotta stay hydrated!

>>212934194
That shit gay. Strictly soda.

their tap water is poisoned

Maybe euros could better handle the summer if they stayed properly hydrated.

>>212934194
Real men drink cum.

>drinking water
pussy repellent

>>212934350
>feel thirsty
>drink water from the tap
>no need to keep track of the amount or keep a cheerleader team telling me to stay hydrated
simple as

>>212934406
>>feel thirsty
If you feel thirsty then you're already dehydrated.

>>212934451
>golems are so removed from their instincts that they need Schlomo Goldberg telling them when to drink
comedy gold

>>212934451
>body has a built in mechanism that tells you when it needs water
>Nooo! I need to suck on my Stanley sippy cup like a baby at all times or else I will die of dehydration!

>>212934137 (OP)
Diabetes

>>212934525
>>212934675
>no rebuttal
See?

monster with sugar>rockstar with sugar>monster zero>coffee>tea with sugar>water

>>212934729
Dehydration (actual dehydration) is an extreme condition that occurs after no drinking any water for at least a day. Your instinct called thirst protects you from that, idiota.

>>212934729
Rebuttal to what? You drink when you feel thirsty. That's really all there is to it. How have Americans survived for so long without basic animal instincts?

>>212934137 (OP)
>>212934406
But I thought Germans only drink carbonated water?

>>212934137 (OP)
>Drinking water instead of Coca Cola
That is unpatriotic. I am reporting you to ICE for spreading communism.

>>212934782
>>212934804
Americans tend to have constant stimuli that causes osmoreceptors to get tweaked and angiotensin to be pumped at random times. Our ambient conditions like rapid barometric pressure changes or weather or even other animals migrating

Or in words euro monkeys can understand
It's chaotic here causing us to constantly drink water as our body regulates.

Watch as their monkey paws type in the big words I just used

>>212935005
I hate that shit personally. It’s a fucking struggle trying to find still bottled water if you’re going for a road trip etc.
>>212935069
vpn off, Gonzalez

>>212934137 (OP)
Diabetes

>>212934137 (OP)
>We don't drink ze water in Germany

>>212934388
Male seed