Talk me out of learning Japanese

you will never be good enough at it unless you are truly obsessed

>>212940219 (OP)
people will assume you don't shower

never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake

>>212940219 (OP)
It's a difficult language. Are you really up for it?

>>212940269
I think I'd find it interesting enough that I would be obsessed
>>212940318
People already assume that
>>212940355
We aren't enemies :(
>>212940594
It seems like it could be fun, being more difficult just makes it more rewarding

>>212940219 (OP)
you could learn french and spanish and german in the same amount of time

See anon? This germanfren said you could learn 3 pointless languages instead of one fun one. Don't you wanna build your resume up?

>>212940219 (OP)
You'll be even more of a loser than you are now

If you want to survive in Japan you should learn Hindi instead

>>212940219 (OP)
You shouldn't learn it unless you live there or are about to move there soon. It doesn't help you accomplish anything otherwise, aside from experiencing the most degenerate aspects of their pop culture that don't get translated competently in the west.

>>212941115
wrong
french, spanish, german, italian, and norwegian

>>212940219 (OP)
Unless you live in Japan or want to live there eventually, it's completely pointless.

>>212941389
This is true of all languages aside from English

>>212940219 (OP)
> American flag
you won't accomplish shit

できるわけないでしょ、んなバカなこと

>>212941115
Yea you could learn French, a language that native speakers despise hearing from foreigners and will instantly hate you for even attempting to speak their language, Spanish, letting you speak to 70 IQ spics and Spaniards, and German, a language that native speakers refuse to speak if they have even the slightest hint you're a foreigner

>>212940219 (OP)
日本語を食べません

Learn an actually useful language like Mandarin.

>>212942085
>learn Mandarin
someone pull out that greentext

>>212942085
>Taiwan population: 23 million
>Japan population: 124 million
???

>>212942085
Nobody actually wants anything to do with the Chinese though. Really, they're terrible. Doesn't matter if it's business or pleasure, the Chinese are AWFUL to have anything at all to do with (aside from prostitution). Might as well learn Hebrew. You'll probably meet more pleasant people that way (in absolute and relative numbers).

>>212942085
then you have to work with the Chinese

>>212940219 (OP)
Japanese girls still wont sleep with you

>>212940219 (OP)
japs are reclusive and basically all autistic, unless you are equeally autistic you wont survive,
also they are extremely false, its called tatemae and makes them all expert liars SO you willn ever have true friends

>>212942151
based

>>212940219 (OP)
Japanese guys will want you to fuck them in the ass

>>212944063
and why is that a bad thing? japanese guys are very feminine

>>212940219 (OP)
Never