dad said no more money unless i get a job OR get out and start dating women

Fuck his wife

Fuck his son

based dad
have sex

Imagine being such a loser that your father will literally pay you to date women. I'd kill myself if I had a son who ended up like that.

Fuck his ass

have sex

>>212944269 (OP)
start dating "women"

>>212944269 (OP)
take the money and use it to fuck prostitutes

>>212944269 (OP)
you can tell him you are going out to date women but instead you just go incelwalking

>>212944324
this

>>212944269 (OP)
Tell him first you get the money, then you get the power and then the women. So cutting your allowance off is counter productive

>>212944269 (OP)

The work requirement is reasonable. The sex-having requirement is not.

>>212944269 (OP)
Beat him up. Thats what I did and stopped these soy threats like "no more money" or "its my home if you dont like it get out" or whatever. Now he is silent like good little boy and I do whatever I want.

After the beating if he starts threatening "muh police" tell him that you will comply and therefore you will only get a few months of prison if at all and after you are done with the cops first thing you will do is press his face against a burning frying pan.

>>212944269 (OP)
Meet a femboy on Grindr and agree to split the profits with him if he pretends to be your girlfriend.

>>212944269 (OP)
How do i make sure my sons don't end up like you? Sports?

>>212945093
eugenics

>>212945093
Don't fuck a short woman

>>212945093
Nope I played basketball and I'm a virgin NEET. Whether your son is a genious or a dumbass is purely up to genetics

>>212947416
And when I say genetics I don't mean looks I mean intelligence and character

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