Thread 212947221

Literally what would even you do?

I would kms to avoid the shame

>>212947221 (OP)
What exactly is happening

>>212947221 (OP)
commit sepukku in front of family and company

>>212947221 (OP)
Which one is me in this situation?

I wouldn't panic and end up making a meme of it. If the dude had played it cool he might not have anyone notice and if they do he could just say that it wasn't him.

>Fly somewhere that night and take a lot of pictures of your adventure the next day
>Post those on social media to cover tracks
>If you still get caught then pull a mid-life crisis card to explain it as a phase before getting some therapy

>>212947221 (OP)
What's going on here?

What's the problem? He should've kissed her.

>>212947383
>man takes mistress to Coldplay concert
>Coldplay does a thing where it moves the arena camera around to focus on couples in the audience
>man and mistress (both of whom have spouses) have their embrace blown up on the jumbotron
>they panic and try to hide, prompting people to find out who they are
>they are CEO and HR head at the same company
>both now suspended and probably no longer married

I've seen this shit like 30 times in two days and i do not give a single shit about it
Why are normalfags obsessed with unfaithfulness?

>>212947563
>HR
Well everyone knows how thse useless womans get those jobs

>>212947594
I don't think it's the infidelity but the shame of being caught and the ensuing consequences.

>>212947594
trvke, especially when 90% of marriages end up in divorce/cheating

>>212947594
You're getting dangerously close to noticing something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELJhKli-dmk

>>212947731
kekk
trainwreck has been so obvious from the beginning
trump is either an unironic 80iq brainlet or he feels himself completely invincible

People have cheated since ancient times, its even in the Bible.
IF it happened to me I would try to get ahead of it. Rush to my wife straight away, explain what happened, before her social media blows up. And promise to make things right. Remind her of the kids, remind her that I do love her no matter what and our vows. Fallout in terms of sex with an employee doesnt matter because Im already rich who cares.

It might not work but thats what I would do.

>>212947662
Maybe in Brazil but that is not normal

>>212947594
Its a way for normal degens online to feel morally superior. Maybe you jack off to anime and are racist all day, but you never cheated on your wife! Not that you have one...

>>212947221 (OP)
red people?
i dont get it

>>212948096
The social humiliation alone would render your pleas worthless. Trying to make it about the kids and your wealth would just remind her to take both in the divorce settlement.

>be a millionaire
>goes for a granny
wtf is his problem?

>I am an obscenely wealthy member of society's elite engaging in a torrid, illicit love affair, so I am going to the most lavish place befitting of me: the fucking Coldplay concert

Give it to me straight, /int/
Do anglos really?

>>212947221 (OP)
bitch looks like Wendy from Breaking Bad

>>212948239
Millionaires have nobody to impress anymore. Trying to impress your bros with your hot gf is total poorbrained shit. Once you are rich you go back to how you were originally

>>212947221 (OP)
>what would even you do?
anything but overrating like that

why are there so many retarded millionaires and billionaires even

>>212949097
because egalitarianism is a lie

>>212947563
His wife is cuter. What a faggot.