Hello, I am a foreigner in this country. Can I have some French friends please?

I think I met a fellow /int/ellectual in France last year on Bastille Day. He opened his phone and it was full of Nicocado asshole pics so pointed at them and I bought him a drink and we took turns buying rounds all evening. We couldn't really communicate, though. I woke up in my apartment having shat my pants.

>>212975273 (OP)
Are you a bong?

>>212975675
No... A Slav..