How are your new year's resolutions coming along?

I can't remember what they were

>>212991832 (OP)
failed so far
I still didn't kill myself

My only resolution was to leave this website for all eternity and I failed within 2 weeks

I'm still fat. Tried hanging myself but the roof collapsed from my weight.

>>212991927
did shahar manage to leave for all eternity

>>212991832 (OP)
I got a job so there's that

yea. things are going well with new girlfriend

I didn't have a new year's resolution, I think that's the reason why I didn't achieve anything.

Never had a new year resolution in my life
Just randomly decide to do things from time to time

Decided to hit a sub 20m 5k till January 1st, did a 24minute pace 5k 3rd time running, prolly finna hit sub 20m in a month or two

this year has been horrible for me so far

I resolved to text people back faster and i'm doing fairly ok at that
Realistic goals realistic outcomes