Thread 212998598

As an Episcopalian, I heard we have a bad reputation among other "Christians"

I don't know what an episcopalian is.

>>212998620
american version of anglicanism.

>>212998634
I don't know what anglicanism is.

God hates the world because the world is evil and was made by the Devil. Repent or perish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9o1X_TNXWA

https://x.com/GODHATESTHWORLD

>>212998649
There are Anglican churches in your country

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Peter_and_St_Sigfrid%27s_Church

>>212998710
That doesn't tell me anything.

>>212998749
We believe in the three ecumenical creeds, the seven sacraments, and the commandment to love god and love our neighbor.

I also pray to all the saints, angels, the stars, and the gods.

>>212998598 (OP)
You are populated almost exclusively by elderly liberals. You are very pro-LGBT. You have good aesthetics (like Catholics).

>>212998825
Erm...

>>212999252
erm what?

As a Christian, I like praying to the sun, moon, and stars.

I believe that souls reincarnate, and that the Devil created the world, and that God hates everyone that belongs to the world.

>>212998598 (OP)
why did you put christians in quotes, heathen?

>>212999483
Because they are "Christians" in name only.

>>212998598 (OP)
who?

>>212998634
ah so another snowflake "christianity, but this time it's for real real" sect, presumably started by a cult leader in the 20rh century. i swear to god, luther had some good ideas but all the damage he has done, ffs
and why do all the retarded sects pop up in in the US like mold on rotten food, i genuinely don't know.

>>212998598 (OP)
Why do you keep spamming threads about this?

>>212999601
episcopal church is the oldest church in the united states, it was founded after the american revolution in 1789.

>>212999617
what do you have against the preaching of the good word that god hates the world?

>>212999681
No one is going to convert to being an Episcopalian because they saw a post on 4chan about it.

>>212999729
i do not preach to "convert" or "win souls", that is between man and god.

i preach to people that god hates the world so that no one can feign ignorance on judgement day.

>>212999639
cool story bro. the Catholic church was founded by Saint Peter, the first pope. go pray to your false prophet while i pray for your soul. americans and their godless way no wonder they suck off israel

>>212999856
lol the episcopal church condemned zionism and called for a ceasefire in gaza

we have apostolic succession from the church of england

go suck off your pedophile rapist priest in a confession booth.

>>212998598 (OP)
nice cathedral so im in favour of it

>>212998598 (OP)
Literally who. An "episcopalian" is just another prottie, you would be considered literally the same as an evangelican, a mormon or a jehova's witness.

>>212999576
you're not christian full-stop.

>>213000161
i will not take advice from a portuguese “christian “

>>213000126
We believe in the trinity and the communion of saints so we arent like evangelican, a mormon or a jehova's witness in that regard

>>212999890
>we have apostolic succession from the church of england
Hm, let me search for England in the bible.
Hm no England, not even a little.

Let me search for Peter in the Bible.
Uff literally a dude embarked by christ himself to build his church.

>>213000306
I didn't ask.

>>213000369
Britain was part of the Roman Empire which was mentioned in the Bible

>>212998598 (OP)
theyre high IQ, rich, dying, and extremely gay.
what surprised me going to a service: it felt like it was only a few plot twists away from being catholic service

>>213000234
it's not advice.

no point in arguing with the over 9000ths american snowflake religion. been there, done that, total waste of time
btw don't take the bible too seriously for your own mental health. god suddenly turns from a vengeful maniac into peace and love. new testament is pretty good, but the old one taken at face value turns you into kike suckers. "no". i love jesus' message and some water poured over my head i survided, unironically one of the better religions and i'm a borderline atheist
no kid fucker who needed a sword and an army to spread his message
but this is just shitposting on my part, have a nice day

>>213000409
I dont care

>>213000369

Philip the Apostle and Joseph of Arimathea went to Roman Britain to evangelize

>>213000429
We have less pedophile raping priests compared to the Roman Catholics

>>213000414
That's not how it works. The writers propably didn't even about that part of the Reich.

Guys, we really need to follow the Roman Catholic Church and confess all our sins to creepy Father Jared alone in a booth

>>213000453
In the US I consume religion like I conusme anything else. It's just another choice like what sneakers I buy or if I eat today at Wendies or at McDick.

why are continental europeans so hostile to anglo saxon religions like anglicanism and episcopalianism 24/7

>>213000666
the anglo saxons conquered europe in 1945, they are still bitter about this

>>213000666
Maybe it's like a trans faggot trying to teach a woman what women are all about.

I am convinced there is something in your water supply that rots your brain away. No other group of people is this straight up mentally impaired like sharts.

>>213000868
are you still seething over brexit?

>>213000917
Can you explain the connection between brexit and your mental impairment?

>>213000956
everytime i mention episcopalianism or anglicanism a swarm of papist continentals start seething about the true authentic anglo saxon religion

>>212998598 (OP)
every stupid special snowflake cult has a bad reputation among everyone

If you think about it deeply, ww2 in europe was pretty much a victory of Anglicanism and Eastern Orthodoxy over Roman Catholicism.

>>213001098
FDR was an Episcopalian , Winston Churchill was Anglican, Stalin was raised Eastern Orthodox

Hitler and Mussolini were both raised Catholic

>>213000666
it was literally starded by a fatass with 7 wives. if you're ok with divorces and decapitations because of reasons, good for you, but i can't take any of it seriously
i was meming before but this is 100% what i mean

>>213001236
King David committed adultery and fornication and so did King Solomon, but God still used them to establish his first templr

Catholics believe masturbation is a mortal sin that results in eternal damnation, along with birth control

A little girl who got raped cant get an abortion even if it will save her life

>>213001236
Dont look up what all the degenerate popes did in the past

>>213001098
fuck, i actually have to ask; are you retarded?

>>213001368
>>212999601

>>213001392
Franklin D Roosevelt was Episcopalian

>>213001332
>A little girl who got raped cant get an abortion even if it will save her life
...in the US since trump overturned roe v wade. in catholic countries she can.

>>213001512
Trump is not an Episcopalian, he is a damned reprobate who will go to hell after he dies

thank god for dead soldiers

>>213001512
The supreme court of the united states has a shit ton of Catholics by the way

>>213001426
...and? the decan of the uni i went to is a free mason. at least he appears to be less of a ball breaker that came before him. surviving the ballbusting and 2 years later it's all easier, but a wee bit of gatekeeping on my part, not that i can. i'm not innocent

Since both the Catholics and Evangelicals hate the Episcopalians, it is proof of our election, for Christ prophesized His elect will be hated by everyone for His sake.

The three enemies of the soul are the world, the flesh, and the devil.

>>213001553
>thank god for dead soldiers

yea you're definitely a paragon of american-ness lmao.

>>213001968
you are supposed to rejoice in all of god's judgements. so yes, thank god for dead soldiers, thank god for everything

god hates america, god hates the world, and god hates YOU.

Protestants have Luther and Catholics have the pope. That's about as much as I can keep track of.

prots are not human, simple as

>>213002242
Episcopalians dont follow Luther, nor do they follow the Pope.

>>213002007
protestants excel at mental gymnastics if nothing else.

>so yes, thank god for dead soldiers, thank god for everything
depraved thing to say. which is why no catholic would say this.

>>213002349
those dead soldiers are fighting for a nation that rebels against god.

if you truly fear god, you will not put on that uniform.

>>213002349
and catholics follow their own lusts and flesh instead of god.

which is why catholics tend to worship the state and worship the government and feel sad about dead soldiers that god killed.

>>213002397
why would you fear god you heretic. jesus' message is pretty clear
>live by the sword die by the sword yada yada
i guess, but pretty sure he doens't wishes any harm

>>213002545
all people should fear god

and yes you should rejoice at dead soldiers

just as moses and the israelites all sang songs and celebrated when god drowned the pharaoh and his entire army in the red sea.

schizo, i'm out

everyone must fear god

>>213002652
kek
the us is a weird place. in hindsight it's better they founded their "shining city upon a hill" away from europe. englanders are nowhere near this bizarre. hearing these guys talk feels like opening a time capsule.

god hates the world.

>>213002545
i'm correcting myself here a tiny bit, it means that if you choose the path of violence you'll be met with violence. preferably you don't

>>213003089
well yes, god wants the wicked to repent from their ways, but if they dont, they will be destroyed in the end.

>>213002652
fuck, i really am out now.

I will pray to the sun, moon, stars, and to St Jupiter and St Mercury.

I love God so much.

>>212998598 (OP)
Sort of a "Protestant that likes some Catholic principles and ideals" religion that was created by a guy named Richard Hooker, if I recall his name correctly? Anyways at least that's what I heard it started out as.

As a Catholic we dont distinguish too much between different groups of Protestants, its just "Protestants" and "Catholics". I didn't learn about Orthodox til I was an adult.
I like Episcopalians more than I do Evangelicals obviously, just because the latter seems more like a political group of GOP worshipping schizos than a proper branch of Christianity.

One thing I do not understand is that Henry VIII was so clearly evil. He killed people. So why follow him?

>>212998634
>american version of anglicanism.
oh gott!!!!
all american religion versions are cringe in some way. either they hold a gigantic show in some stadium, or they have these weird black churches who have these cringe singings.

>>213004209
we split off from the king of england after the american revolution, and also king david killed a shit ton of people but god still used him to build the first temple.

>>213004224
we hold our masses in a regular sanctuary with an organ and a choir

>>213004209
the church of england was founded by st augustine not by king henry viii

we dont need to repeat the amount of evil kings and monarchs who held sway over the catholic church at various times in history and even appointed popes.

>>213000552
you have to let creepy Father Jared know all your secrets.

>>212998675
>the devil can create things
it is you westboro retards who have to repent, but the devil lives inside each one of you so you'll just perish

>>213006594
Yes the devil created your flesh which is why you hate us

>>213002277
*papists

America became cursed as soon as it started straying from the historical Episcopal Church

>>212998598 (OP)
>How are Episcopalians viewed in your country?
With functioning eyeballs.

>>213002615
>all people should fear god
god can suck my dick.

>>213006687
Biblical creation story rather explicitly states that human flesh was created by God. If you are trying to argue about something else, then why use the word "devil", one with strong Christian connotations?
>>213005104
>the church of england was founded by st augustine not by king henry viii
How can you genuinely belive this?